altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 This guy goes into a horror house and says he wants the best ###### he can get for $100. The madam says go to the room take off all your clothes and we will be with you as soon as possible. So he goes to the room and takes off all of his clothes and a few minutes later a fine hooker comes in the room. She gives him a ###### and he busts a nut and then she reaches under the bed and pulls out a jar and spits in it. He says will you do that again if I give you another $100. She says sure. He gives her another $100 and she gives him another ###### and he busts even a bigger nut this time. She pulls out the jar again and spits in it. He asks what the jar was for and she says, "I have a bet with the girl across the hall whoever fills up their jar first gets to drink them both". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mAcOdIn Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 ###### house, not horror house. I was waiting for some crazed lunatic guy with a chainsaw to cut something off or the girl to reveal she's a man. Thinking the above the ending was a letdown :) Edit- and I think the end is backwards, or at least I hope it is. I can't see why the competition would be to win the privilege to drink both jars.????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimec Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 ###### house, not horror house. I was waiting for some crazed lunatic guy with a chainsaw to cut something off or the girl to reveal she's a man.Thinking the above the ending was a letdown :) Edit- and I think the end is backwards, or at least I hope it is. I can't see why the competition would be to win the privilege to drink both jars.????? rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecander Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Gah., lol :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
session Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 gross :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangman Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 The comments are funnyier then the actually joke.. sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 i think memNOC has the perfect picture for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMasamune Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 The comments are funnyier then the actually joke..sad. i agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lol yeah thats so wrong its actually funnier than the real joke :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cq_ Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 ...? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeX Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Yuk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 :rofl: memNOC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Horror house that's the Joke ! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3iz Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 the dog was the best part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BxBoy Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 lol.. go dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sys32 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Why do I get the feeling you made that up when you were really really drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 blech.... nasty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archish Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 ...? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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