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This guy goes into a horror house and says he wants the best ###### he can

get for $100.

The madam says go to the room take off all your clothes and we will be with

you as soon as possible.

So he goes to the room and takes off all of his clothes and a few minutes

later a fine hooker comes in the room.

She gives him a ###### and he busts a nut and then she reaches under the

bed and pulls out a jar and spits in it.

He says will you do that again if I give you another $100.

She says sure.

He gives her another $100 and she gives him another ###### and he busts

even a bigger nut this time.

She pulls out the jar again and spits in it.

He asks what the jar was for and she says,

"I have a bet with the girl across the hall whoever fills up their jar first

gets to drink them both".

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###### house, not horror house. I was waiting for some crazed lunatic guy with a chainsaw to cut something off or the girl to reveal she's a man.

Thinking the above the ending was a letdown :)

Edit- and I think the end is backwards, or at least I hope it is. I can't see why the competition would be to win the privilege to drink both jars.?????

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###### house, not horror house. I was waiting for some crazed lunatic guy with a chainsaw to cut something off or the girl to reveal she's a man.

Thinking the above the ending was a letdown :)

Edit- and I think the end is backwards, or at least I hope it is. I can't see why the competition would be to win the privilege to drink both jars.?????

rofl

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