altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man replied, "I work for the IRS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 lofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 No wonder. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 yep describes them well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 lol nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrogers Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 good one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 haha :) thats no lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Score-o-riffic....shoulda seen that one coming!! :shifty: dang IRS.... :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=||MIKE||=- Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 :laugh: ?So true:)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_daemon Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I don't get it... I don't know what's the IRS, probably because I'm canadian ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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