altezza Veteran Posted July 30, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 30, 2003 An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just co-operate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amoeba Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Oh no you didn't ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 How could he have mistaken the man intensions. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 damn, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Lol (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 31, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 31, 2003 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Prison does weird things to the mind i see ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darran Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Poor man... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 LOL funny guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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