bayrider Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 An old cowboy, dressed in cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences ... so I guess I am." After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV - everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 hahaha good one! btw, who is that in your avatar bayrider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 :laugh: that's pretty good (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 haha, very nive one :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 hahaha good one!btw, who is that in your avatar bayrider? Lauren Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 kool joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted July 31, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 31, 2003 nice joke (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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