Remote Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks?one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn?t mention the ducks. He and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the restroom. Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation. ?What?s your name?? he says to one of the ducks. ?Huey,? answers the first duck. ?How?s your day been, Huey?? ?Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.? ?Oh, that?s nice,? says the bartender. Then he says to the second duck, ?And what?s your name??. ?Dewey,? comes the answer. ?So how?s your day been, Dewey?? ?Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance, I would do it all again.? So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, ?So, you must be Louie.? ?No,? growls the third duck, ?my name is Puddles. And don?t ask about my day.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 HA!! :laugh: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 poor puddles lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Ducks can talk??? :blink: :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted July 31, 2003 Veteran Share Posted July 31, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 http://www.securenet.net/members/crissabl/...ies/roflmao.gif I concur... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 dat's nasty man.... :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrogers Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 wow .... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeper Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 hehe good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 HAhaha, good one. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikenguyen Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 'Screwy' this joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 'Screwy' this joke nice avatar dude, :woot: as for the joke, nice one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 LOL priceless (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraBoft Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 hrm talking ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 haha, funny stuff ... puddles got owned :ike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 Ducks can talk??? :blink: :huh: That was remind me of "Talking pig" joke that the last sentence reads "The teacher was unable to teach for 30 minutes" :D Anyway nice joke :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I would've still ask him about his day. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcoffee Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Good 1. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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