bayrider Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 > > Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives > > with a female roommate Vikki...During the course of the meal, his >mother > > couldn't > > help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been > > suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made >her > > more curious. > > Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she > > started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate > > than met the eye. > > > > Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you > > must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates." > > About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your > > mother > > came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You > > don't suppose she took it, do you?" > > Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down > > and wrote: > > > > Dear Momma, > > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm >not > > saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has >been > > missing ever since you were here for dinner. > > Love, > > Anthony > > > > Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma > > which read: > > > > Dear Son, > > I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that > > you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was > > sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. > > Love, Momma. > > > > Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she >is > > Italian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 isn't this a variation of another joke posted not too long ago. gravy spoon or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remote Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 its been posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiggzy Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 lol i like it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 That's good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 > > Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she >is > > Italian! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 isn't this a variation of another joke posted not too long ago. gravy spoon or something. yeah and its a priest and a nun living in the same house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 :laugh: hahaha that is great, sound like something my mom would do (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 nice one.. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Funny joke the first time is was posted. you can read it here:https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=48&t=93479 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyro Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 lying is bad mmkhay ..... especially to italian mon mmkhay lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted August 2, 2003 Author Share Posted August 2, 2003 Funny joke the first time is was posted.you can read it here:https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=48&t=93479 good job Sherlock... now go find Bin Laden and Saddam for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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