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> > Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives

> > with a female roommate Vikki...During the course of the meal, his

>mother

> > couldn't

> > help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been

> > suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made

>her

> > more curious.

> > Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

> > started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate

> > than met the eye.

> >

> > Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you

> > must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

> > About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your

> > mother

> > came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You

> > don't suppose she took it, do you?"

> > Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down

> > and wrote:

> >

> > Dear Momma,

> > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm

>not

> > saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has

>been

> > missing ever since you were here for dinner.

> > Love,

> > Anthony

> >

> > Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma

> > which read:

> >

> > Dear Son,

> > I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that

> > you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was

> > sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

> > Love, Momma.

> >

> > Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she

>is

> > Italian!

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Funny joke the first time is was posted.

you can read it here:https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=48&t=93479

good job Sherlock... now go find Bin Laden and Saddam for us

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