Remote Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars. ?Jeez,? says the mailman, ?this is great, but what?s with the two dollars?? ?Well,? she replies, ?since you?re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ?**** him?give him a couple of bucks.? Breakfast was my idea.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 heheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shihchiun Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Lol... there are so many of these.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Now the mailman can retire a happy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.?Jeez,? says the mailman, ?this is great, but what?s with the two dollars?? ?Well,? she replies, ?since you?re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ?**** him?give him a couple of bucks.? Breakfast was my idea.? :Dotta be a blonde right? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.?Jeez,? says the mailman, ?this is great, but what?s with the two dollars?? ?Well,? she replies, ?since you?re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ?**** him?give him a couple of bucks.? Breakfast was my idea.? :Dotta be a blonde right? :D what else....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Douglas Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 you know, i've always wanted to be a mailman :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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