Remote Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Q: Why does Mike Tyson always cry during sex? A: Mace. Q.What?s the difference between a bitch and a ######? A. A ###### sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. Q: What food kills a woman?s sex drive? A: Wedding cake. Q: Why did Helen Keller wear her jeans so tight? A: So people could read her lips. Q: Why do men name their peckers? A: We don?t want a total stranger making 90 percent of our decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 Q: Why did Helen Keller wear her jeans so tight?A: So people could read her lips. :laugh: bahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 LOLOL@wedding cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 Wedding cake :laugh: :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Q: Why do men name their peckers?A: We don?t want a total stranger making 90 percent of our decisions. It's funny cause its tru:shifty:y: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 haha, nice one... made me laugh alltough i was very very pi**ed at work :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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