Golf Joke


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Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, ?My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free.?

The second man said, ?My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He?s so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.?

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, ?My son is a stockbroker, and he?s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio.?

The fourth man joined them on the tee several minutes later. The first man mentioned, ?We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing??

The fourth man replied, ?Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar.?

The other three men grew silent as he continued. ?I?m not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boy friends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.?

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Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, ?My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free.?

The second man said, ?My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He?s so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.?

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, ?My son is a stockbroker, and he?s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio.?

The fourth man joined them on the tee several minutes later. The first man mentioned, ?We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing??

The fourth man replied, ?Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar.?

The other three men grew silent as he continued. ?I?m not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boy friends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.?

this was in an issue of maxim in the &quot:)yuk Nyuk!" section :)

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Yup funny the first time it was posted.

Samoa: your replies are getting as repetitive as some of the repeat jokes some people are posting... sorry not everyone has read every joke in this section

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Samoa: your replies are getting as repetitive as some of the repeat jokes some people are posting... sorry not everyone has read every joke in this section

And commented in every single one too.

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Oh man, that's funny!

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Yea, I agree with bayrider about Samoa. You've been around, you've seen the jokes. We haven't. Give it a break already. If you commented in the first thread, you don't need to comment in the repeat with something only like "been posted before". Now, you could say it made you laugh again, even though you've seen it before or something, or just stay out.

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well heck, if you think about it all jokes have to be repeated, unless everyone in the world was present the first time the joke was told, and the joke was never told again. So eventually your going to hear a joke you've heard before

Oh btw good joke, first time I've heard it, so thanks for posting :p

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