Remote Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, ?My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free.? The second man said, ?My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He?s so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.? The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, ?My son is a stockbroker, and he?s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio.? The fourth man joined them on the tee several minutes later. The first man mentioned, ?We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?? The fourth man replied, ?Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar.? The other three men grew silent as he continued. ?I?m not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boy friends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 thats been posted before (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remote Posted August 1, 2003 Author Share Posted August 1, 2003 thats been posted before (Y) well boo. delete it then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Good humor :laugh: :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraBoft Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I liked it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 lols nice one... good twist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seethru Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 lol, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 Funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 haha i liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammmetak Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 whhahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, ?My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free.? The second man said, ?My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He?s so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.? The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, ?My son is a stockbroker, and he?s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio.? The fourth man joined them on the tee several minutes later. The first man mentioned, ?We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?? The fourth man replied, ?Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar.? The other three men grew silent as he continued. ?I?m not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boy friends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.? this was in an issue of maxim in the ":)yuk Nyuk!" section :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Veteran Posted August 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 1, 2003 Topic Edited for Clarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Yup funny the first time it was posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Yup funny the first time it was posted. Samoa: your replies are getting as repetitive as some of the repeat jokes some people are posting... sorry not everyone has read every joke in this section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniPi Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Samoa: your replies are getting as repetitive as some of the repeat jokes some people are posting... sorry not everyone has read every joke in this section And commented in every single one too. :spam: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shalin999 Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpinFire Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Haha, thats a good joke. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Oh man, that's funny! <RANT> Yea, I agree with bayrider about Samoa. You've been around, you've seen the jokes. We haven't. Give it a break already. If you commented in the first thread, you don't need to comment in the repeat with something only like "been posted before". Now, you could say it made you laugh again, even though you've seen it before or something, or just stay out. </RANT> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 lol old but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Yeh - nice one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoneblitz61 Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 well heck, if you think about it all jokes have to be repeated, unless everyone in the world was present the first time the joke was told, and the joke was never told again. So eventually your going to hear a joke you've heard before Oh btw good joke, first time I've heard it, so thanks for posting :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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