Blonde Phone Company Employees


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A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit

workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up - a crew

of five men and a crew of five blonde women.

The company can not decide who to give the job to, so they

give the two groups a test. The company boss says, "Each crew

will receive a telephone pole that must be installed into the

ground. Whoever is able to hammer it in first will get the

job."

Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they go

in the Company trucks with the long telephone poles sticking

out the back. A few hours pass, and finally, at 5:00, the

male crew returns. "Yes!" they shout. "We came back first, so

we get the job!"

"Good work, men," says the boss, "However, we must wait

until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason

they're delayed is not because of traffic or the truck

breaking down."

"Fine, no problem," say the men. An hour passes, two hours

pass, three hours. Finally, at 8:30, the Blonde

crew arrives. All the group is flushed and breathing hard,

as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

"What happened to you? What took so long?" asks the boss

incredulously.

"What do you mean, 'what took so long?' Do we get the job?"

"YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS

ago!"

"Well, of course they were," say the blondes. "They only put

the pole in halfway!"

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