mrk Reviews Posted August 1, 2003 Reviews Share Posted August 1, 2003 One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding ma'me.....could I see your drivers license...? "...Whats a license...???" replied the blonde. instantly giving away the fact that she was as a stump. Its usually in your wallet... replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the driver managed to find it. Now may I see your registration!!! Asked the cop. Registration....whats that...?asked the blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment said the cop impatiently after some more fumbling she found the registration. Ill be back in a minute.. the cop said and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the womans license and registration. After a few moments the dispatcher came back. Ummm is this woman driving a red sports car. Yes....Replied the officer. Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher. Uh...Yes replied the cop. Heres what you do.....said the dispatcher.Give her stuff back and drop your pants. WHAT!!!?Icant do that. Its ........inappropriate..exclaimed the cop. Trust me....Just do it..said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... Ohh no......not ANOTHER breathalyzer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 lol...ha ha good one...lol..i cant sstop laughing..!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 oh no. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrk Reviews Posted August 1, 2003 Author Reviews Share Posted August 1, 2003 glad you liked them :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob2687 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidd0 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 This is the only reason to be a cop :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 nice. But over the radio so everyone could hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 haha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JK1150 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 i told this joke before, it was inside another blonde joke thread though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 haha, nice ... poor blondes they always get picked on ... and they're always female, what about the blonde males? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 :o :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idbuythatforadollar Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 lol im sure ive heard 100 variations of that, and its still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 never heard it b4....that's great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 :laugh: Gets my approval. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yzero Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 lol not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 LOL good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 :rofl: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 hahah...nice... i think i've heard this before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 heh, poor blondes. always get picked on... then again, lucky cops ;) :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Lol :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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