Red Hot Blonde in Red hot car


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One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car

for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to

roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the

nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead

blonde the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding

ma'me.....could I see your drivers license...? "...Whats a

license...???" replied the blonde. instantly giving away the

fact that she was as a stump. Its usually in your wallet...

replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the

driver managed to find it. Now may I see your registration!!!

Asked the cop. Registration....whats that...?asked the

blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment said the cop

impatiently after some more fumbling she found the

registration. Ill be back in a minute.. the cop said and

walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch

to run a check on the womans license and registration. After

a few moments the dispatcher came back. Ummm is this woman

driving a red sports car. Yes....Replied the officer. Is she

a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher. Uh...Yes

replied the cop. Heres what you do.....said the

dispatcher.Give her stuff back and drop your pants.

WHAT!!!?Icant do that. Its ........inappropriate..exclaimed

the cop. Trust me....Just do it..said the dispatcher. So the

cop goes back to the car gives back the license and

registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher

said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... Ohh no......not

ANOTHER breathalyzer....

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