Alligator Shoes


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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst

way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local

vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude

of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll

just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of

shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe

you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set

on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he

spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water,

shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator

swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the

creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the

swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead

creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde

flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out,

"Damn it, this

one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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