altezza Veteran Posted August 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 2, 2003 10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, set on "stun." 9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie. 8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell. 7) One word: lightsabers. 6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance. 5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not. 4) Unlike Kirk, or Riker - Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien woman he encounters. 3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action. 2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I. 1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 :laugh: 9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matterunit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conan_2000 Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 No need for a thread on this, it just is better, no explanations needed. Star Trek sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evolution Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 yeah....and your opinion is universal :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 i love star trek :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzaga Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 It is a great show. :) (Star Trek) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclingplatypus Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 More sexy alien women in Star Trek though! And I'm sorry a female wookie wouldn't do it for me. :no: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Good joke. (it is only a joke, people) Starwars is KooL. At least the first three are, um, originals are. Startrek is kool too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 i love star trek :wub: I second that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 LOLOL funny. Even funnier to see the other Neowinians serious responses to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 More sexy alien women in Star Trek though! And I'm sorry a female wookie wouldn't do it for me. :no: I dunno...with the right outfit and makeup, a female wookie could be pretty inticing ;) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary King Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Nice ones (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Ah, good one, but I still like Star Trek more (at least The Next Generation). Star Wars is a little campy for my tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 haha i like em both. star trek has the cooler ships and aliens. but star wars has light sabres and cool jedi powers :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted August 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 5, 2003 wicked joke 1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarterimpulse power. Han Solo floors it. how true :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whipper25 Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 here's another reason: princess leia in slave outfit (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyablue Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it. That one is funny... But look at Anni Skywalker, that horny teenager needs to get it onnnnn... Whoever said sleeping with every woman in the galaxy is bad? Star Trek is pimp;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrogers Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 They both have their strong points, but I love, and always have loved, Star Trek. Cool ships, some fantastic characters, CONSISTENCY and some actual SCIENTIFIC BELIEVABILITY made it appeal to me much more than Star Wars. Don't get me wrong, the Star Wars movies are cool...but I only want to see them a couple times a year at most. What people have to remember, though, is that they are really entirely different types of entertainment. I usually say that the only thing Star Trek and Star Wars have in common is that they take place in space, and I think that is true. Star Wars is very fairy-tale-ish, very "knight in shining armor", overly dramatic and colorful with old-world dialougue (hampered recently by some of the most horrible acting I've EVER seen). Star Trek is meant to be modern and more realistic, more human, with interesting plot lines that can and do tie together into one big Star Trek "universe." It truly is one of the most fully developed environments in any genre, with all sorts of rules and historical events that at one point or another tie together. I guess that's what I like the most. And yes, Next Gen was fantastic...there will never be another like Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard...or Data... :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELTA75329 Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, seton "stun." 9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie. 8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell. 7) One word: lightsabers. 6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance. 5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not. 4) Unlike Kirk, or Riker - Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien woman he encounters. 3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action. 2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I. 1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it. OK, as someone who enjoys both Star Wars and Star Trek, and prefers the latter, I have to say: this was great! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thollian Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Star Trek is way better then Star Wars, but Star Wars is ok too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted August 6, 2003 Author Veteran Share Posted August 6, 2003 In fact Star Wars is better for me...lightsaber! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagin099 Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 4) Unlike Kirk, or Riker - Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien woman he encounters. .... How does this count against star trek? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noll3095 Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I dunno...with the right outfit and makeup, a female wookie could be pretty inticing ;) :laugh: Maybe if she shaved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 here's another reason:princess leia in slave outfit (Y) Don't forget Amedala (sp?) in Episode 2. DAMN. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-outcast- Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 They both have their strong points, but I love, and always have loved, Star Trek. Cool ships, some fantastic characters, CONSISTENCY and some actual SCIENTIFIC BELIEVABILITY made it appeal to me much more than Star Wars. Don't get me wrong, the Star Wars movies are cool...but I only want to see them a couple times a year at most.What people have to remember, though, is that they are really entirely different types of entertainment. I usually say that the only thing Star Trek and Star Wars have in common is that they take place in space, and I think that is true. Star Wars is very fairy-tale-ish, very "knight in shining armor", overly dramatic and colorful with old-world dialougue (hampered recently by some of the most horrible acting I've EVER seen). Star Trek is meant to be modern and more realistic, more human, with interesting plot lines that can and do tie together into one big Star Trek "universe." It truly is one of the most fully developed environments in any genre, with all sorts of rules and historical events that at one point or another tie together. I guess that's what I like the most. And yes, Next Gen was fantastic...there will never be another like Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard...or Data... :cry: very well said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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