altezza Veteran Posted August 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 2, 2003 Single Woman's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie. Who dresses neat and doesn't smell. And is sexy like my man Denzel. Is super-rich like Michael J. On second thought, that's okay. Man, if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake; No matrimony or honeymoon. No fancy reception planned for June. No throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please, God, don't let me go out that way. If I die before I meet Mr. Right I won't go out without a fight. But then again with my luck, He'd probably be just some schmuck. The single life is not that bad I know it's just a passing fad. I won't be blue. I will not frown. Besides, I like my toilet seat down. No more makeup, won't comb my hair. So never mind this stupid prayer. The single life will do just fine. So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S PARTY TIME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 wtf? i agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 haha, guess she had badluck with men lately? :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 kinda messed up stuff :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Is that what being single is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z1ppeh Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 normally altezzas stuff is cool this by far brings your average down :) soz dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceodysseyo2 Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 man, its like from a song or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 lol, i liked it :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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