Nightwind Hawk Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. Mommy, the little girl asks, how old are you? Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. It's not polite. OK' the little girl says, How much do you weigh? Now really, the mother says, those are personal questions and are really none of your business. Undaunted, the little girl asks, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce? That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly! The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. My Mom won't tell me anything about her, the little girl says to her friend. Well, says the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it. Later that night the little girl says to her mother, I know how old you are. You are 32. The mother is surprised and asks, How did you find that out? I also know that you weigh 130 pounds. The mother is past surprised and shocked now. How in Heaven's name did you find that out? And, the little girl says triumphantly I know why you and daddy got a divorce. Oh really? the mother asks. Why? Because you got an F in sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherITguy Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 damn i lold a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fhpuqrgrpgvirzhpujbj Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Repost of an older repost that was originally a repost of another repost but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikh Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 lmao it was funny, until i thought about it, then i laughed because i missed it the first time reading it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awacko Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 haha this made my day! love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Bloo Monkee Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiB3R Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I don't get it :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick H. Supervisor Posted December 6, 2010 Supervisor Share Posted December 6, 2010 I don't get it :blush: Your driver's licence states which sex you are (Male or Female) by using M or F. But because the child's friend said that a driver's licence is like a report card, the little girl took the F to mean "Fail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknm Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 As she thought it's a report card , the gender was mistaken for the grade . Fun. //whoops i got to read this tab 3 hours later ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiB3R Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Your driver's licence states which sex you are (Male or Female) by using M or F. But because the child's friend said that a driver's licence is like a report card, the little girl took the F to mean "Fail." lol, thanks. This is what happens when your still awake at 7am :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I guess most hetero guys hope to get an F in sex ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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