altezza Veteran Posted August 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 3, 2003 A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car it the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosh! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing more he can do. Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 haha... ouch :laugh: that made me laugh at 4 in the morning... good job :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 funny joke, must be cartoon suspenders...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 Old, but still a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted August 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 3, 2003 Oh my. For a Ferrari lover such as myself, that one is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted August 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 3, 2003 Woops, double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted August 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 3, 2003 GAH, stupid flooding the system error Sorry guys. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Funny as hell, but I suggest you to change from mp/h to km/h, because 448 km/h is a bit unrealistic for the 550... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted August 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 4, 2003 :laugh: .... Radish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 haha, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 hahaha that was a good one... i started laughing out loud in the office... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 nice one altezza (Y) what a great start to the day. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 LOL funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 hahaa yikes. elastic effect :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted August 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 4, 2003 hehehe i wondered where it was going (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 lol... oh yeah!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 That's gotta hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 haha that's jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~clean Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 lol !!!! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 haha, good one...i haven't heard this one and i was trying to think of how it would end (until i read the end, of course)...i should've known, though, cause i've heard similar suspender-like jokes before :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdsams Veteran Posted August 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 4, 2003 not to ruin it, but the most expensive ferrari is the enzo, goes for 695k and goes somewhere over 200 not 300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roy_eyal Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Great! Two thumbs up! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shihchiun Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 Btw... i thought the most expensive car in the world was the McLaren F1? Last I heard it sells for $1 million... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 :laugh: (Y) Great joke, had to forward it to all my friends! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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