altezza Veteran Posted August 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 3, 2003 This tall, beautiful woman coyly asks to see the manager of a bar. The bartender is interested in this woman and decides to handle the matter himself. He says, "What can I do for you?" She walks closer, which lets him more excited. "No, I don't think you can help me," she purrs, "I really have to talk to the manager." By this time she's leaned onto the bar, thus showing some of her cleavage. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but the manager isn't avaiable right now, but I'll be happy to help you any way I can." So she gets a bit closer to him and starts rubbing her hands through his hair and across his lips. The bartender is very turned on now and says breathlessly, "So what is it that I can do for you?" She gets even closer and allows the bartender to suck slowly on her fingers. Then she says, "Can you tell your manager there's no toilet paper in the ladies' room?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 omg,...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yzero Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 lol not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vip Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 haha, poor guy ... was getting all happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 LoL. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 ewww :p owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dpanda Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 pui.....eeeeeeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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