.... Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your tests and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H. "G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?" "It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the doctor. "My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?" "Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes, Quesadillas and Pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly. "Will that cure me?" "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 LOL nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 funny, but mean.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted August 5, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 5, 2003 thats harsh. a small steak would fit under the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 lol. This joke made my morning. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 salad in a ziplock bag will fit as well, you can include porn for entertainment.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted August 5, 2003 Supervisor Share Posted August 5, 2003 Don't suppose they'd give him any water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeo27 Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Don't suppose they'd give him any water... I think a garden hose would fit under the door. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 :laugh: good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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