.... Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Viva le London Police An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American replied, "but I really gotta take a leak." "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away." The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started peeing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?" "No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 :laugh: gave me a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 hahaha, nice one :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solarix Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 posted like yast week but still a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 yep posted last week, but thanks for another laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 lol - :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenmuncher Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. what does the something terrible mean? anyways good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivak Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 what does the something terrible mean? anyways good joke "really bad" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 old.....but still good for a good laugh at the French's expense :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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