altezza Veteran Posted August 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 6, 2003 When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairon Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I don't get it. :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Well it seems the boss rules. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezza Veteran Posted August 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 6, 2003 SO damn true. and it ****es me off that my boss gets away wit this kinda crap... funny, though ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 yep true so true, now get back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 lol samoa :) i've thankfully had good bosses at all my jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimeryme Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 actually, this works for some dads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsc Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 so true... i can see it every day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Yah! That's so true.. :x My Boss is an ignorant / stupid idiot / A$$.. etc... :x He deserves a good kick in the pants... *as you can see, I do not have a good relationship with my "Boss". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 I WANT TO BE THE BOSS!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 I agree very much with mimeryme - it does work with some Dad's!! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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