uniacidz Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 POSTMAN PAT It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500. At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box. The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage,blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said,"but what's the five dollars for?" "Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you........................................................ He said, "F*&k him. Give him five bucks." . The breakfast was my idea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G4M3R Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 What did they call Postman Pat after he left his job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperb0le Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 lol thats pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 makes me want to become a postie :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTallack Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 makes me want to become a postie :happy: I'm a Postal Contractor, and I assure you nothing that good ever happens to me. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPaul Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Damn, this reminds me of being a kid back in England and watching Postman Pat. Those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Yep blondes are nice...*hem* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 nice one Davey :laugh: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 I love it when people are literal... (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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