cesardrgn Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married. She put a want ad in the local paper that read "HUSBAND WANTED -- Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person." On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her dismay, when she opened the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you----you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!" She snorted, "You have no arms either!" Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!" The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Well, are you still good in bed?" she asked. The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekrosoft13 Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 haha good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kainashi Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 ahaha, that is funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted August 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 7, 2003 :laugh: good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicoCahill Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 lofl, horny old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quick Reply Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 nice, what a player :fro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperb0le Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 HAHA thats funny :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 haha, good one. rather painful to imagine, but funny nonetheless :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpablo Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 heard that one, long ago still funny enuf to crack a smile @ it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted August 7, 2003 Author Share Posted August 7, 2003 you can say that again man... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 LOL i like that one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsdn Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Nice :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakyfriday Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 sweet, that man but be good in BED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoSigma Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 hehehehe... funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 :laugh: that is great (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Otto Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 haha noice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 omg :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusX Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: lol, that was good :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Good one before posted. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewy Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted August 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 7, 2003 Very good joke! :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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