Most powerful liquid


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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a

gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching

all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest

came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful

liquid in the world, its called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid

in the world is Holy Water, If you take some

of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's

belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy."

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't

nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine

and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a motorcycle."

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