altezza Veteran Posted August 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted August 7, 2003 A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, its called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water, If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy." The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a motorcycle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 LOL like that one. :D Keep em coming man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 A little while later a Priestcame along and asked the little boy This alone made start laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Cute is the only word for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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