The 2 mexicans


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Antonio and Pepe were travelling through the Mexican desert's when their car broke down. 2 days they spent walking towords their destination. Looking in the distance for any sight of salvation in form of an oasis of some sort.

Finally, in the distance, a tree started to appear. "Look Antonio! ees a treee! We're saved!". They struggeled on but Antonio collapsed. "You wait here, I'll a-go check it out..." Antonio rested while Pepe crawled toward the tree wich was now only meteres away. Finally reaching the tree he noticed it was full of Bacon! Smoked bacon, fried bacon and even barely raw bacon! Pepe looked at this in astonishment and took a bite from the Smoked Bacon.

"Antonio! This small tree is full of bacon!". Taking another bite he suddenly heard a Gunshot. Pepe fell to the ground shouting: "Antonio!!! Run!!! Ees not a Bacon Tree!! Ees a Ham-Bush!!!!

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"Antonio!!! Run!!! Ees not a Bacon Tree!! Ees a Ham-Bush!!!!

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"Antonio!!! Run!!! It's not a bacon tree!! It's an ambush"

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