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Who cares what "they" say about us.

Help! My pharmacist put my arthritis medication in

one of those childproof bottles.

Golf: Sometimes it seems as though your cup moveth over.

I got a paper cut from a Get Well card.

The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"

I think the most satisfying thing I've ever done is fill out my tax

return in Roman numerals.

Any time someone says to me, "I'll be honest with you,"

I always think, "So you've been lying to me up until now."

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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"I think the most satisfying thing I've ever done is fill out my tax return in Roman numerals."

i will pass that one on to my accountant :whistle:

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I think the most satisfying thing I've ever done is fill out my tax

return in Roman numerals.

Any time someone says to me, "I'll be honest with you,"

I always think, "So you've been lying to me up until now."

those were the only two i understood, but filling out my tax returns in roman numerals is a great idea!!!

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