Math on Female Population


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*just one i found in a buddy's profile :p*

30% of girls are "easy"

40% of girls are bitches, mental, or both

20% are obsessed with weath / materialism

the remaining 10% are NORMAL

Ok, now from the normal 10 % of the female population

90% are not-attractive

10% are attractive

From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth.

How could I forget the best part?

100% of the female population think they fall in this 1%

**NOT MINE... DONT BITCH AT ME**

Edited by Space Guy
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it may be SOMEWHAT true, but i'm not laughing at it...

( hopes his horrible attempt at keeping a good reputation with the ladies hasn't failed :shifty: :whistle: ) :laugh:

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Dude...... :no:

/me runs from blast area

ROFL

"No woman must ever read this... we're all doomed"

ROFL TOO

omfg...

thats hilarious...

BTW you forgot to count in the lesbian population....

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Well, the numbers are off, but at least he got the "Normal" percentage right. :p

I find this joke quite true in real life, but I'm guessing more 95% think they're normal.

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Congratulations Space Guy, this is the first thing that has actually promted me to post. :)

Insulting? Yes. But ... define normal :huh:

Lets also not forget that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what you think is amazing, the next may think is gawd awful brutally ugly. Also where do the "average" looking girls fall? They are neither attractive, nor unattractive, but there we go back to define average/normal :happy:

In reality the only thing I find insulting is the part "From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth." That is a pretty harsh statement. (Warning guys will probably think this is peanut to elephant logic ahead: eg. Guy: want a peanut? Girl: What?! You think I'm fat!!) It is saying that only those who are "normal" and attractive are worthy of being here, and the rest should be what killed, shipped to another planet, or maybe be made to work underground where no one will see them aside from themselfs? I know that I would probably be one of the majority, because I don't think I would fall into the "normal" catagory, even if one could define it :p

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Could be true. Wait 'til Anita see this :p

i get my new computer built and THIS is what i see....JEEZ....

it's no wonder that your hand is your best friend...

you're lucky that we even bother with you :)

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