OrangesOfCourse Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 (edited) *just one i found in a buddy's profile :p* 30% of girls are "easy" 40% of girls are bitches, mental, or both 20% are obsessed with weath / materialism the remaining 10% are NORMAL Ok, now from the normal 10 % of the female population 90% are not-attractive 10% are attractive From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth. How could I forget the best part? 100% of the female population think they fall in this 1% **NOT MINE... DONT BITCH AT ME** Edited September 1, 2003 by Space Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricDemon Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 err..lol? :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Veteran Posted September 1, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 1, 2003 Dude...... :no: /me runs from blast area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homie Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 oh man... no woman must read this... we're all doomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 :laugh: (Y) Yah, it's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 too true :-/ sadly enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shihchiun Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOL! If I put this in my profile I could expect at least 10 death threats a day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syphern Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 lol thats the truest thing i have heard all summer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 it may be SOMEWHAT true, but i'm not laughing at it... ( hopes his horrible attempt at keeping a good reputation with the ladies hasn't failed :shifty: :whistle: ) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 nice1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech_8356 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOL! If I put this in my profile I could expect at least 10 death threats a day... *falls out of chair laughing so hard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Dude...... :no:/me runs from blast area ROFL "No woman must ever read this... we're all doomed" ROFL TOO omfg... thats hilarious... BTW you forgot to count in the lesbian population.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I think that is the funniest thing that I have heard in my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 Could be true. Wait 'til Anita see this :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Haha! Most of it's true when placed against some of the girls I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Mmmmwwwuuaaaahhhhaaaa Love it, gonna forward to all my contacts, hehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanctified Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 well, then all my friends are part of that 1% :rolleyes: what a chauvinist joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyB Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Let's hear more about the 30% that are easy. They never say no. They never say whoa. Yes sir. No sir. Anything you say sir. Oh yeh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 There is no humour in this joke. It is absolutely not close to the truth. And so wacked it's stupid. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Well, the numbers are off, but at least he got the "Normal" percentage right. :p I find this joke quite true in real life, but I'm guessing more 95% think they're normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 eeeks...sorry Jennifer... and anitia.. (*when you read this*) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted September 3, 2003 MVC Share Posted September 3, 2003 90% are not-attractive 10% are attractive You ain't kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noss Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Congratulations Space Guy, this is the first thing that has actually promted me to post. :) Insulting? Yes. But ... define normal :huh: Lets also not forget that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what you think is amazing, the next may think is gawd awful brutally ugly. Also where do the "average" looking girls fall? They are neither attractive, nor unattractive, but there we go back to define average/normal :happy: In reality the only thing I find insulting is the part "From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth." That is a pretty harsh statement. (Warning guys will probably think this is peanut to elephant logic ahead: eg. Guy: want a peanut? Girl: What?! You think I'm fat!!) It is saying that only those who are "normal" and attractive are worthy of being here, and the rest should be what killed, shipped to another planet, or maybe be made to work underground where no one will see them aside from themselfs? I know that I would probably be one of the majority, because I don't think I would fall into the "normal" catagory, even if one could define it :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Could be true. Wait 'til Anita see this :p i get my new computer built and THIS is what i see....JEEZ.... it's no wonder that your hand is your best friend... you're lucky that we even bother with you :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts