Redmondian Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?'' ''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.'' :woot: :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaRSightxc2 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Lmao - good joke! Lucky b4stard - the prettiest girl on earth is one thing, but imagine the prettiest girl in HEAVEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrope Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 farsight, best sig ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tran Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Lol! Lucky him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMaster Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 hahahahahaha roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sys32 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 hahahahahaha That's a good one!! :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted September 2, 2003 Author Share Posted September 2, 2003 (Y) Glad you liked that joke, when I got it just minutes ago by email... I nearly died :laugh:'ing :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwk3 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruBD Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LMAO, wow i needed a laugh, my weeks been so ****ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 heard it before, it's quite hillarious :laugh: and mwk3: your avatar! :woot: lmao that's funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaRSightxc2 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 and mwk3: your avatar! :woot: lmao that's funny :D Yeah, thats the funniest avatar I have seen in ages :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 Hehehe :laugh: Good one! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dL Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 HAHAHAHA ... :laugh: :laugh: GOOD JOKE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Haha! At least he gets the good looking one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Nice variation on an old joke... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 (Y) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye_see_you Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 has a little class to it .... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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