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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper

for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture

the farmer about his speed, and in general began

to throw his weight around to try to make the

farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing

out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept

swatting at some flies that were buzzing around

his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems

with circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and

said--"Well yeah, if that's what they are--I

never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says--"Well,

circle flies are common on farms. See, they're

called circle flies because they're almost always

found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing

the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and

says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to

call me a horses ass?"

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too

much respect for law enforcement and police officers

to even think about calling you a horses ass."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing,"

and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard

to fool them flies though."

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