altezza Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 You got to love this guy, This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends......................................$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion..........................................$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui..............................................$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaffa Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 lol :D got to have some balls right :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsend Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 $32,000 :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 nice! Well, now I know what to do with my cheating girlfriend... Just hope i can string her along for the next 2 years before the wedding reception... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 ^_^ way to go for him ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Ahahahahahahhaha PERFECT!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 OWNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techquilla Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 well done...^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icepick4u Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I'm in the last two weeks ,to get married ( second time ) what i supose to do ? :wacko: :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Beautiful. *claps hands* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayrider Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 hahah great! that sounds like something i'd do1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 OWNED! That is perfect. The guy is a GENIUS. Totally sounds like a situation I would get myself into though with my past (2 lengthy relationships, both cheated on me). Now I decide to go for a long-distance relationship...stupid Chris, stupid Chris.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 why do the bride's parents pay for all the things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane-UK Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 Awesome. That guy should be a hero to guys everywhere :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.MULLA Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 is this it real...lol...!!!! thats the way to do it... :) definatly pawned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryJ Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 why do the bride's parents pay for all the things? it's a tradition, not all people follow it though, for the bride's parents to pay for the wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 that was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wprigjoigj3i40jhgi0435ejh Veteran Posted September 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2003 not what i need to read when i'm getting married in 9 months! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilman2590 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 thats ****ing awesome :) LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 OMFG, That's a good one.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatnipOligarchy Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 yeah go him.. i would have loved to have seen the look on their faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Good for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glockfan Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm THis tends to claim, that like most stories like this, it is a hoax. I would like to know who heard this on leno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 it's a tradition, not all people follow it though, for the bride's parents to pay for the wedding. oh, didn't know that. :blush: it's the groom that pays for everything in most asian countries.. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 haha if this is real, it's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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