Wedding chaos


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You got to love this guy, This is a true story

about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in

the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding

with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up

on stage with a microphone to talk to the

crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long

distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank

the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing

such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give

everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's

chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was

his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each

manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best

man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a

private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching

the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man

and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most

people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out

about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were

wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest

wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best

man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

friends......................................$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the

occasion..........................................$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in

Maui..............................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride

humping the best man..........Priceless

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OWNED!

That is perfect. The guy is a GENIUS.

Totally sounds like a situation I would get myself into though with my past (2 lengthy relationships, both cheated on me). Now I decide to go for a long-distance relationship...stupid Chris, stupid Chris....

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it's a tradition, not all people follow it though, for the bride's parents to pay for the wedding.

oh, didn't know that. :blush: it's the groom that pays for everything in most asian countries.. :)

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