altezza Veteran Posted September 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 3, 2003 There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.' This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age. A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ike Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 lol nice :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 :laugh: (Y) <-- Wipes tears from eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 :woot: good one altezza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 His wife is going to have to explained why she fell so many times. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted September 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 3, 2003 i bet the mayors face was :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiBer Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Harsh ... Funny though :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 wow fiber, your avatar is like liquid velvet perfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 I think that I have heard that one before, but its still a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Funny stuff... (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 omg....my wife said she fell this past weekend.... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eevoo Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 LOL, classic just classic (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredde87 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 lol where do you get all of them from ? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiggag23 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 fiber where did you get that avatar, did you make it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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