Remote Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age son. The son is tossing a quarter up in the air and catching it between his teeth. On one such attempt, the boy fails to clamp down with his teeth and ends up getting the quarter lodged in his throat. As the boy begins to choke and wheeze the father panicks and starts yelling for help. Not to far from the action is a man sitting at a coffee shop reading a paper and drinking his coffee, when he hears the fathers distressed cries he patiently puts down his coffee and folds his paper, he then walks slowly over to the boy and grabs him by the balls and squeezes the **** out of them. The boy coughs up the quarter and the man catches it in his hand and proceeds to walk away with it, sitting back down to his coffee. The amazed father runs over and says ?Thank You Sir, you saved my son?s life, are you a Doctor?? ?No? the man replies, ?I work for the IRS.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted September 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 3, 2003 It was posted here before :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 i thought the man was going to say.. "i'm a priest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 lol... good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 It was posted here before :) yeah? at least it's funny.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memNOC Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 hah now THAT is a quality joke :laugh: but for me to really believe he's from the IRS, the kid would have to choke to death while he's squeezin on them nuts.. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzeWong Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 i thought the man was going to say.. "i'm a priest" LMFAO.... ahh, reminds me of my childhood.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ze-newie Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 LMFAO....ahh, reminds me of my childhood.... :laugh: I won't ask... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted September 4, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 4, 2003 nice joke :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mipra Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 NICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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