Morning rounds


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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal

morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending

to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was

hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked Patient #1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing

this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but

he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's

face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient

#1, "If he's your friend, you should get him

down from there before he hurts himself."

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the

dark?"

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