Fix the outhouse


Recommended Posts

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when

she hollers out.

Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with

the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there

and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around

and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong

with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in

that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the

hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole,

looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't

nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of

the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of

the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My

beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.