altezza Veteran Posted September 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 6, 2003 Joe found himself in serious financial trouble. He was desperate he decided to pray to God for help. He begins to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. Joe again prayed."God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lottery night comes and Joe is still out of luck. Once again, he prayed."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good person and loyal to you and the church. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... I beg you...just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the clouds part and the heavens open up. Joe falls to his knees in awe, shieding his eyes from the light as God's voice booms "Meet me halfway on this, Joe. Buy a freaking ticket." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemania Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 haha, thats probably why his family is starving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted September 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 6, 2003 hehe :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 lol, thats good :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-penguin Veteran Posted September 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 6, 2003 hahahahahaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 (Y) excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 I love it. Goes to show you need to put forth some effort an not just pray... :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 I like it. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeza Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 lol sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Haha. I like that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Good one...got the same opinion as davemania!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 lol, that might help the process... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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