Three wishes


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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She

went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said

to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to

mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish

for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said that would be okay and for her first wish, she wanted to be

the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your

husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock

to."

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful

woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most

beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The

frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he

will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay

because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the

richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish. She answered, I'd like a mild

heart attack."

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OK, thread hijack. It's also a 3 wishes deal.

A black man is walking down the beach and finds a bottle. He opens it and a genie appears to grant him 3 wishes. The man says, "I wanna be white, uptight and outta sight!"

So the genie turned him into a tampon.

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