altezza Veteran Posted September 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 6, 2003 A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said that would be okay and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish. She answered, I'd like a mild heart attack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted September 6, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 6, 2003 very cunning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Now why would she have wished such a thing. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yzero Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 hahaha not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 OK, thread hijack. It's also a 3 wishes deal. A black man is walking down the beach and finds a bottle. He opens it and a genie appears to grant him 3 wishes. The man says, "I wanna be white, uptight and outta sight!" So the genie turned him into a tampon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiseman Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 haha :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Hahahahaahahahahahahaa....great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 haha I've herad jokes similar but it's sitll funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mopper Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 very sweet, thanks for that zza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hav0c Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 lOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts