aem4162 Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the other from Alabama, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion. The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Alabama commented. "Well, isn't that nice?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive." Again, the belle from Alabama commented, "Well, isn't that nice?" The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second of the ladies commented, "Well, isn't that nice?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for your when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Alabama belle. "Charm school!" the first woman cried! "Land sakes, child, what on earth for?" The Alabamian responded, "Well, he wanted me to become a true Southern Belle. So instead of saying, 'Who gives a ****?', I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkit Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Thats funny. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted September 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 7, 2003 Good one :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Hahahahaha..very nice!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pina_colada Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 heheLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 ROFL :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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