Drunk and toilet paper


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A drunk was staggering down the main street of town.

Somehow he

managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into

the

building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making

his way to

a side aisle and into a confessional.

A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress and

figuring that

the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to

enter his side

of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by

a lengthy

silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

"I dunno..." came the drunk's voice from behind the

partition. "You

got any toilet paper on your side?"

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