Sweevo Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Sorry if this has been posted before - I searched and couldn't find it... A beautiful, well-endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only ?5 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." The lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the dumb thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceminess Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 lol.... I want his job :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homie Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 thats a cool variation on the 'dog trick' joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriq760 Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 lol exelent 1 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keldyn Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 heh heh (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted September 7, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 7, 2003 sweet joke (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 lol oh boy :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Lol. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 How much would somebody pay you for a job like that???? I'm in,but I would sell: sex dog's...cats,hamsters,hell even squirrels!!!!!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 haha thats the best joke i heard in a while (Y) what a lucky guy...if the girl was hot that is :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 haha thats the best joke i heard in a while (Y)what a lucky guy...if the girl was hot that is :whistle: if she wasnt hot, the guy probably wouldnt go out to "help" ;) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 :laugh: Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 Damn those frogs... :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 sounds like an interesting job :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daem0hn Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 if she was hot, shed prolly have normal people to have sex with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mm3h Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D,Ranged Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 LOL good one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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