altezza Veteran Posted September 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 9, 2003 I'll throw some jokes for my birthday today... :) A red head goes for a drive in the country and she has to stop as there is a farmer who is moving his sheep from one pasture to another across the road. She rolls down the window and says to the farmer, "If I can tell you the exact number of sheep that you have, can I keep one?" The farmer figuring that a city girl would never be able to agreed. The red head guesses the number and is 100% correct. I mean not off by one sheep. The farmer is an honest man and tells her that she did guess the right number. She gets out of her car, selects her animal and puts it in the car. Just before she drives away, the farmer asked her a question. "If I can tell you the real color of your hair can I have my dog back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfrem Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 LOL! Good one! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 She wants a sheep and don't know the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted September 9, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 9, 2003 very nice :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D,Ranged Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted September 9, 2003 Share Posted September 9, 2003 LOL excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Hahaha :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpatx Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 now that's a joke! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seethru Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 lol, it's bad enough I've been thinking about sex all day, and now I'm at work.......and then this joke! GAH! wheres my girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmondian Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 That is a great joke! Made me :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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