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            <title>Smash and Grab at California Apple Store leads to arrests</title>
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            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="/images/news/logos/13892222042.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;You have to see it to believe it. The Sheriffs Department in California released surveillance footage of a &amp;quot;smash and grab&amp;quot; on an Apple store that resulted in an estimated $600,000 worth of damages. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/smash-and-grab-at-california-apple-store-leads-to-arrests/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Steven Parker</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 09:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Another facepalm for humanity; &quot;God Particles&quot; on eBay</title>
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            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="/images/news/logos/1910590422eb.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Yesterday while Americans were celebrating Independence Day, Cern scientists at the LHC confirmed existence of the Higgs boson Particle. Of course this means it has to go on eBay right? &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/another-facepalm-for-humanity-god-particles-on-ebay/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Steven Parker</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>EA&#039;s Origin chief bashes Steam over discounts</title>
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            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="/images/news/logos/1004247776ea logo.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;David DeMartini, the head of EA&amp;#039;s Origin service, claims that Steam &amp;#039;cheapens intellectual property&amp;#039; by offering deep discounts, and promises that Origin is &amp;#039;trying to be Nordstrom,&amp;#039; not Target. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/eas-origin-chief-bashes-steam-over-discounts/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Tyler Holman</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 03:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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