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            <title>Cortana has told half a million jokes since her inception 16 months ago</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/cortana-has-told-half-a-million-jokes-since-her-inception-16-months-ago/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2014/11/cortana-03_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Microsoft has announced that since its birth on Windows Phone 8.1 developer preview, Cortana has told more than half a million jokes. You can invoke witticism from her by saying &amp;quot;tell me a joke&amp;quot;. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/cortana-has-told-half-a-million-jokes-since-her-inception-16-months-ago/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Usama Jawad</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2015 16:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Microsoft tries to teach computers some sense of humor</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-tries-to-teach-computers-some-sense-of-humor/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/08/-1x-1_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In order to help make magazine cartoonists&amp;#039; jobs easier, researchers from Microsoft taught an artificial intelligence system how to assess cartoons that are funny, and those that are not.  &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-tries-to-teach-computers-some-sense-of-humor/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2015 16:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Microsoft CEO jokes about Yahoo bid, Search users</title>
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            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Microsoft Corp Chief Executive Steve Ballmer may be experiencing a case of bidder&#039;s remorse after making an unsolicited $42.3 billion offer to buy Yahoo Inc. Speaking to a group of nearly 2,000 Microsoft enthusiasts at... &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>AMD Jokes at Intel&#039;s Expense  :)</title>
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            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Thanks antoinebj for sending this in!   Well, let it never be said that AMD doesn&#039;t have a sense of humor! :) Check out the image below:       ... &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/amd-jokes-at-intels-expense-/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2002 14:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Neowin News - Jokes Forum reinstated</title>
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            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;After many moons of debate we have decided to bring back the Jokes Forum due to popular demand and because we like a good laugh at Neowin and what better place to find that than... &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neowin-news---jokes-forum-reinstated/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Steven Parker</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2002 16:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
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