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            <title>NeoBytes :) U.S. CBP seizes OnePlus Buds at JFK thinking they&#039;re counterfeit Apple AirPods</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--us-cbp-seizes-oneplus-buds-at-jfk-thinking-theyre-counterfeit-apple-airpods/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2020/09/1600088968_neobytes_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Thinking that it stumbled upon 2,000 pairs of counterfeit Apple AirPods, the United States Customs and Border Protection seized a shipment of OnePlus Buds, which is worth $158,000. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--us-cbp-seizes-oneplus-buds-at-jfk-thinking-theyre-counterfeit-apple-airpods/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Rich Woods</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2020 13:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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            <neowin:tags>#OnePlusBuds</neowin:tags>            <neowin:twitter>@TheRichWoods</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) An egg is now the most liked picture on Instagram</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--an-egg-is-now-the-most-liked-picture-on-instagram/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2019/01/1547486797_egg_header_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The internet is home to many strange trends, and the latest Instagram feat proves just that. A picture of an egg has become the most liked picture on the platform, with over 30 million likes. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--an-egg-is-now-the-most-liked-picture-on-instagram/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>João Carrasqueira</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2019 18:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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            <neowin:tags>#instagram #egggang</neowin:tags>            <neowin:twitter>@indospot</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>Neobytes :) Jaguar thinks you&#039;ll trust autonomous cars more if they have eyes</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--jaguar-thinks-youll-trust-autonomous-cars-more-if-they-have-eyes/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2018/09/1537389016_jaguar_eyes_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The high-end car maker has decided that, in order for people to trust autonomous cars on the street, they should look like a character from a Disney movie and added a pair of eyes to them. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--jaguar-thinks-youll-trust-autonomous-cars-more-if-they-have-eyes/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>João Carrasqueira</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2018 20:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
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            <neowin:tags>#jaguar #autonomousvehicles</neowin:tags>            <neowin:twitter>@indospot</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Improv comedy team fakes Apple Store using subway elevator</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--improv-comedy-team-fakes-apple-store-using-subway-elevator/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2017/11/1509592807_screen_shot_2017-11-01_at_6.42.49_pm_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;With the release of the iPhone X set to kick off imminently, an improvised sketch comedy team pretended to erect their own Apple Store inside of a subway elevator to try and fool passers-by. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--improv-comedy-team-fakes-apple-store-using-subway-elevator/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Timi Cantisano</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 03:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--improv-comedy-team-fakes-apple-store-using-subway-elevator/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@timicantisano</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) The Discovery on Star Trek apparently runs Windows</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-discovery-on-star-trek-apparently-runs-windows/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2017/10/1507096553_dlmccdivaainpkt_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A sequence in the latest episode of the Star Trek: Discovery TV show has the Starfleet&amp;#039;s officers analysing a string of code that, as it turns out, was taken from the Stuxnet virus. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-discovery-on-star-trek-apparently-runs-windows/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Muhammad Jarir Kanji</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2017 08:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-discovery-on-star-trek-apparently-runs-windows/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@mjkanji</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Penis from Microsoft&#039;s Bing pops up again on British Airways homepage</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--penis-from-microsoft039s-bing-pops-up-again-on-british-airways-homepage/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2017/08/1503055489_neobytes-bing-dong_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Microsoft inadvertently published a photo that included a sandy phallus on its Bing homepage yesterday, but later Photoshopped the image - but the Bing dong has popped up again today on BA&amp;#039;s homepage. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--penis-from-microsoft039s-bing-pops-up-again-on-british-airways-homepage/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy Weir</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2017 11:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--penis-from-microsoft039s-bing-pops-up-again-on-british-airways-homepage/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@gcaweir</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>Neobytes :) Hacker gets his own back on scammers by flooding their phone line with robocalls</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--hacker-gets-his-own-back-on-scammers-by-flooding-their-phone-line-with-robocalls/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2017/07/1498941027_motherboard_telephone_scams_image_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;After receiving a voicemail from a suspicious source claiming to be the IRS, Reddit user YesItWasDataMined developed an ingenious way to get his own back: flooding their line with robocalls. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--hacker-gets-his-own-back-on-scammers-by-flooding-their-phone-line-with-robocalls/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Mina Esapa</author>
            <pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2017 09:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--hacker-gets-his-own-back-on-scammers-by-flooding-their-phone-line-with-robocalls/</guid>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Think you&#039;re the worst UI designer in the world? Join this competition</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--think-youre-the-worst-ui-designer-in-the-world-join-this-competition/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2017/06/1497180819_kzxt6gi7em1z_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Good UI design is about making the user&amp;#039;s life easier, except for these programmers on an informal Reddit competition, who are trying to make the worst possible volume slider they can think of. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--think-youre-the-worst-ui-designer-in-the-world-join-this-competition/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Muhammad Jarir Kanji</author>
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2017 12:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--think-youre-the-worst-ui-designer-in-the-world-join-this-competition/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@mjkanji</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) SNL shows Microsoft unveiling a gay robot, because &quot;it&#039;s 2016&quot;</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--snl-shows-microsoft-unveiling-a-gay-robot-because-its-2016/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/12/1482157900_gay_robot_kjdbskdsanfgkjs_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This week on Saturday Night Live, the comedy show parodied a Microsoft event where the company unveiled a gay robot. Why would the company do this? Simple, because why not? &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--snl-shows-microsoft-unveiling-a-gay-robot-because-its-2016/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Rich Woods</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2016 15:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--snl-shows-microsoft-unveiling-a-gay-robot-because-its-2016/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@TheRichWoods</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>Neobytes :) Two men arrested for trying to buy an iPhone 7 at... the airport?</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--two-men-arrested-for-trying-to-buy-an-iphone-7-at-the-airport/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/09/1474691524_1473318799_screen_shot_2016-09-07_at_11.58.52_pm_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;There&amp;#039;s some weird laws on the books, but apparently in Singapore you&amp;#039;re not allowed to go to the airport unless you&amp;#039;re really getting on an airplane. Two men found that out the hard way. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--two-men-arrested-for-trying-to-buy-an-iphone-7-at-the-airport/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Christopher White</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2016 04:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--two-men-arrested-for-trying-to-buy-an-iphone-7-at-the-airport/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/09/1474691524_1473318799_screen_shot_2016-09-07_at_11.58.52_pm_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@fezmid</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) The Apple Plug will instantly transform your old iPhone into an iPhone 7</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-apple-plug-will-instantly-transform-your-old-iphone-into-an-iphone-7/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/09/1473336050_appleplugs_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In light of Apple&amp;#039;s decision to ditch the widely used headphone jack, an Apple parody company created the Apple Plug. It transforms old iPhones into an iPhone 7 by permanently closing up the port. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-apple-plug-will-instantly-transform-your-old-iphone-into-an-iphone-7/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2016 09:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-apple-plug-will-instantly-transform-your-old-iphone-into-an-iphone-7/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) This alarm clock wakes you up to a mind-blowing sensation &#039;down there&#039;</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--this-alarm-clock-wakes-you-up-to-a-mind-blowing-sensation-down-there/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/09/1472811140_little_rooster_s_pink_buy_gallus_21b714e3-8237-4ce7-8d76-fc184cbdb284_1024x1024_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;An alarm clock that makes waking up easier for women has been developed. Called Little Rooster, the device stimulates a woman&amp;#039;s private parts until she climaxes as the set alarm time is reached. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--this-alarm-clock-wakes-you-up-to-a-mind-blowing-sensation-down-there/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2016 10:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--this-alarm-clock-wakes-you-up-to-a-mind-blowing-sensation-down-there/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Microsoft tries to attract interns with &#039;dranks&#039; and &#039;hella noms&#039;</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-tries-to-attract-interns-with-dranks-and-hella-noms/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/07/1467843728_neobytes_ms_letter_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Twitter user Patrick Burtchaell says that his roommate received a letter from Microsoft today from a Microsoft recruiter. The invitation for Internapalooza promised &amp;#039;dranks&amp;#039;, &amp;#039;hella noms&amp;#039;, and more. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-tries-to-attract-interns-with-dranks-and-hella-noms/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Rich Woods</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2016 06:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-tries-to-attract-interns-with-dranks-and-hella-noms/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@TheRichWoods</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Pornhub introduces the &quot;BangFit,&quot; helps you bang to get fit</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-introduces-the-bangfit-helps-you-bang-to-get-fit/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/05/screen-shot-2016-05-18-at-3-40-00-pm_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;After introducing the WankBand, and attempting to do space porn, Pornhub has now entered the fitness world. It has introduced the BangFit, which measures calories burned while doing the deed. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-introduces-the-bangfit-helps-you-bang-to-get-fit/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2016 06:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-introduces-the-bangfit-helps-you-bang-to-get-fit/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Windows 10 update brings unwelcome end to pro gamer&#039;s 9-hour Twitch livestream</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--windows-10-update-brings-unwelcome-end-to-pro-gamers-9-hour-twitch-livestream/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/05/1_erik-flom-twitch-windows-10_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Pro-gamer-turned-full-time-game-streamer Erik Flom - who has over 130,000 followers on Twitch - had his livestream interrupted when Windows 10 restarted his gaming PC to install automatic updates. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--windows-10-update-brings-unwelcome-end-to-pro-gamers-9-hour-twitch-livestream/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy Weir</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2016 18:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--windows-10-update-brings-unwelcome-end-to-pro-gamers-9-hour-twitch-livestream/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@gcaweir</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) &#039;Mobile Detonation Device&#039; Wi-Fi hotspot sparks security scare on Qantas flight</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--mobile-detonation-device-wi-fi-hotspot-sparks-security-scare-on-qantas-flight/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/05/neobytes-inflight-wifia_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;40 scared passengers refused to fly on a Qantas airliner that had been temporarily grounded, after a Wi-Fi hotspot was discovered with the name &amp;#039;Mobile Detonation Device&amp;#039;, sparking a security scare. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--mobile-detonation-device-wi-fi-hotspot-sparks-security-scare-on-qantas-flight/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy Weir</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2016 17:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--mobile-detonation-device-wi-fi-hotspot-sparks-security-scare-on-qantas-flight/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@gcaweir</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>Neobytes :) Meteorologist gets prompted to upgrade to Windows 10 on live TV</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--meteorologist-gets-prompted-to-upgrade-to-windows-10-on-live-tv/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/04/2_capture_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A meteorologist on KCCI was doing her job when she was prompted to upgrade to Windows 10, right on live TV. She handled it professionally, but she even follows it with &amp;quot;don&amp;#039;t do it&amp;quot;. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--meteorologist-gets-prompted-to-upgrade-to-windows-10-on-live-tv/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Rich Woods</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2016 18:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--meteorologist-gets-prompted-to-upgrade-to-windows-10-on-live-tv/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/04/2_capture_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@TheRichWoods</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Google Maps error gets wrong house demolished in Texas</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--google-maps-error-gets-wrong-house-demolished-in-texas/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/04/android-apple-googlemaps-01_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Google Maps has become a go-to service for finding and sharing locations among businesses, but an incorrectly represented location just resulted in the demolishing of a wrong house in Texas. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--google-maps-error-gets-wrong-house-demolished-in-texas/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Shreyas Gandhe</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2016 15:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--google-maps-error-gets-wrong-house-demolished-in-texas/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@__shreyas</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) The &quot;IKEA Phone-less table&quot; restricts phone usage at the dinner table</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-ikea-phone-less-table-restricts-phone-usage-at-the-dinner-table/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/02/1_ikea_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In a world where smartphones are always used, even while dining, IKEA has designed a dining table  which utilizes phones to heat up food, promoting more interaction with the people around us. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-ikea-phone-less-table-restricts-phone-usage-at-the-dinner-table/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2016 06:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--the-ikea-phone-less-table-restricts-phone-usage-at-the-dinner-table/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/02/1_ikea_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) TrumpScript will make Python great again</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--trumpscript-will-make-python-great-again/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2016/01/neobytes-trump_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Why stop at making America great again? Let&amp;#039;s make everything great, starting with Python. It&amp;#039;s getting a fresh makeover inspired by the Trump-meister himself to put Python back on top&amp;#33; &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--trumpscript-will-make-python-great-again/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Camden Krupala</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2016 08:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--trumpscript-will-make-python-great-again/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@camdenkrupala</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Introducing the NoPhone, a phone that literally does nothing</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--introducing-the-nophone-a-phone-that-literally-does-nothing/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/12/nophonezero_productshot6_grande_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;As we live in an era where smartphones have come into an essential part of our daily lives, a phone has been designed with no capabilities at all, to help us take a break from these things. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--introducing-the-nophone-a-phone-that-literally-does-nothing/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2015 13:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--introducing-the-nophone-a-phone-that-literally-does-nothing/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Pornhub sees 10% traffic drop after gamers get Fallout 4</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-sees-10-traffic-drop-after-gamers-get-fallout-4/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/11/fallout-4-02_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Adult entertainment website &amp;#039;Pornhub&amp;#039; has reported that site traffic from gaming fans dropped 10% below average following the release of the highly anticipated video game Fallout 4.  &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-sees-10-traffic-drop-after-gamers-get-fallout-4/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Matt Brown</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2015 01:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-sees-10-traffic-drop-after-gamers-get-fallout-4/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/11/fallout-4-02_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@rtenvi</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Microsoft celebrates Back to the Future day with a futuristic easter egg</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-celebrates-back-to-the-future-day-with-a-futuristic-easter-egg/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/10/greatscott_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;As celebration of Marty and Doc of Back to the Future Part 2&amp;#039;s arrival today as a depiction of the future, Microsoft has an easter egg on its website, featuring products like the HoloLens and Xbox. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-celebrates-back-to-the-future-day-with-a-futuristic-easter-egg/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2015 08:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-celebrates-back-to-the-future-day-with-a-futuristic-easter-egg/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/10/greatscott_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) &quot;Selfie Spoon&quot; lets you have your cake and shoot it too</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--selfie-spoon-lets-you-have-your-cake-and-shoot-it-too/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/09/selfie-spoon_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Together with the selfie craze, selfie sticks were also introduced. But in a recent invention by cereal brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch, they have created a monopod that doubles as a cereal spoon. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--selfie-spoon-lets-you-have-your-cake-and-shoot-it-too/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2015 05:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--selfie-spoon-lets-you-have-your-cake-and-shoot-it-too/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/09/selfie-spoon_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Microsoft celebrates Super Mario Brothers day with a Ninja Cat easter egg</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-celebrates-super-mario-brothers-day-with-a-ninja-cat-easter-egg/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/09/8bitcut_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;As part of the celebration of the 30th anniversary of Super Mario Brothers on the original Nintendo, Microsoft has an easter egg on its website to commemorate the event, starring its Ninja Cat mascot. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-celebrates-super-mario-brothers-day-with-a-ninja-cat-easter-egg/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2015 09:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--microsoft-celebrates-super-mario-brothers-day-with-a-ninja-cat-easter-egg/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Reuters employee starts Reply All chaos after sending an email to 33,000 people</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--reuters-employee-starts-reply-all-chaos-after-sending-an-email-to-33000-people/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/07/shutterstock_239978956_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Recently, an employee of Thomson Reuters has accidentally sent an email to 33,000 of his colleagues. Ironically, many employees replied to the message, using the &amp;quot;reply all&amp;quot; button. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--reuters-employee-starts-reply-all-chaos-after-sending-an-email-to-33000-people/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2015 10:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--reuters-employee-starts-reply-all-chaos-after-sending-an-email-to-33000-people/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/07/shutterstock_239978956_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Nokia 3310 vs Flaming Nickel Ball - guess which one wins</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--nokia-3310-vs-flaming-nickel-ball-guess-what-wins/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/08/snag-0001_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Nokia&amp;#039;s smartphones are known for their reliability but if any one of them stands out, it&amp;#039;s the classic 3310. A YouTuber recently put it to the test - against a flaming hot ball of nickel&amp;#33; &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--nokia-3310-vs-flaming-nickel-ball-guess-what-wins/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Muhammad Jarir Kanji</author>
            <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2015 13:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--nokia-3310-vs-flaming-nickel-ball-guess-what-wins/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/08/snag-0001_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@mjkanji</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Playing Tetris could help lessen cravings, according to research</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--playing-tetris-could-help-lessen-cravings-according-to-research/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/08/shutterstock_222766411_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Research has discovered that playing the classic game of Tetris can help lessen cravings and addictions. The game reportedly uses the same mental processes when trying to control human urges. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--playing-tetris-could-help-lessen-cravings-according-to-research/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2015 10:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--playing-tetris-could-help-lessen-cravings-according-to-research/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/08/shutterstock_222766411_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Annoyed fisherman hooks flying drone in midair</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--annoyed-fisherman-hooks-flying-drone-in-midair/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/08/screen_shot_2015-08-10_at_1.28.16_pm_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;An annoyed fisherman decided to hook a filming drone in midair. This occurred this weekend and was naturally caught on film thanks to the drone.  &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--annoyed-fisherman-hooks-flying-drone-in-midair/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Timi Cantisano</author>
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2015 06:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--annoyed-fisherman-hooks-flying-drone-in-midair/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/08/screen_shot_2015-08-10_at_1.28.16_pm_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@timicantisano</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) KFC has a chicken bucket that can print photos too</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--kfc-has-a-chicken-bucket-that-can-print-photos-too/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/07/kfc-memories-bucket.png_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;As part of KFC&amp;#039;s 60th anniversary in Canada, the fastfood chain has teased the &amp;quot;Memories Bucket,&amp;quot; that not only holds your chicken, but can also print pictures wirelessly via Bluetooth. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--kfc-has-a-chicken-bucket-that-can-print-photos-too/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2015 15:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--kfc-has-a-chicken-bucket-that-can-print-photos-too/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/07/kfc-memories-bucket.png_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>&quot;Charge my phone to 100%&quot; might just be Siri&#039;s code word for calling the police [Update]</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/charge-my-phone-to-100-might-just-be-siris-code-word-for-calling-the-police/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/05/shutterstock_191723219_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Apple&amp;#039;s personal assistant has now become infused into popular culture, despite its many (often hilarious) misgivings. Ask her to charge your phone and she&amp;#039;ll call the police for you. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/charge-my-phone-to-100-might-just-be-siris-code-word-for-calling-the-police/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Muhammad Jarir Kanji</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2015 15:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/charge-my-phone-to-100-might-just-be-siris-code-word-for-calling-the-police/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/05/shutterstock_191723219_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@mjkanji</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>Neobytes :) America&#039;s Megabot Mark II robot will fight Japan&#039;s Kuratas for giant robot mech glory</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--americas-megabot-mark-ii-robot-will-fight-japans-kuratas-for-giant-robot-mech-glory/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/07/megabots_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Megabots issued a video challenging the company behind the Kuratas to do battle with its own Mark II robot. Now that Suidobashi has accepted the invite, it looks like the battle is really on. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--americas-megabot-mark-ii-robot-will-fight-japans-kuratas-for-giant-robot-mech-glory/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Camden Krupala</author>
            <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2015 06:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--americas-megabot-mark-ii-robot-will-fight-japans-kuratas-for-giant-robot-mech-glory/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/07/megabots_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@camdenkrupala</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Apple co-founder: We won&#039;t be replaced by robots, just become their pets</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--apple-co-founder-we-wont-be-replaced-by-robots-just-become-their-pets/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/06/neobytes-woz_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Maybe Steve Wozniak has been watching too many sci-fi movies. The Apple co-founder recently spoke about AI, why he thinks we may be robots&amp;#039; pets in the future, and why this is a good thing. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--apple-co-founder-we-wont-be-replaced-by-robots-just-become-their-pets/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Camden Krupala</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2015 07:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--apple-co-founder-we-wont-be-replaced-by-robots-just-become-their-pets/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/06/neobytes-woz_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@camdenkrupala</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Pornhub wants to shoot porn in space, starts a campaign to fund it</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-wants-to-shoot-porn-in-space-starts-a-campaign-to-fund-it/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/06/1291857886524816560_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;After announcing the WankBand, Pornhub has introduced a new mission to shoot a pornographic video in space. The company has started an Indiegogo campaign to be able to fund the program. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-wants-to-shoot-porn-in-space-starts-a-campaign-to-fund-it/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2015 10:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--pornhub-wants-to-shoot-porn-in-space-starts-a-campaign-to-fund-it/</guid>
            <media:thumbnail url="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/06/1291857886524816560_story.jpg" width="760" height="428" />
                        <neowin:twitter>@_justinluna</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Oops&#33; Google promotes Smart Lock feature with a Nexus 6 running Windows Phone</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--oops-google-promotes-smart-lock-feature-with-a-nexus-6-running-windows-phone/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/06/neobytes-nexus-6-windows_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Google made a slight slip-up in promoting its &amp;#039;Smart Lock for Passwords&amp;#039; feature on its website, using an image of a Nexus 6 handset that appears to be running Windows Phone. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--oops-google-promotes-smart-lock-feature-with-a-nexus-6-running-windows-phone/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Andy Weir</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2015 14:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--oops-google-promotes-smart-lock-feature-with-a-nexus-6-running-windows-phone/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@gcaweir</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Drone painter makes a portrait of Google Chairman Eric Schmidt out of human poop</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--drone-painter-makes-a-portrait-of-google-ceo-eric-schmidt-out-of-human-poop/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/05/ericshit_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;An artist has taken the time to paint a portrait of the ex-CEO of Google Eric Schmidt. But he did not just use ordinary materials; he used human poop for it, then dubbed the portrait as &amp;quot;Eric Shit.&amp;quot; &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--drone-painter-makes-a-portrait-of-google-ceo-eric-schmidt-out-of-human-poop/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2015 14:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--drone-painter-makes-a-portrait-of-google-ceo-eric-schmidt-out-of-human-poop/</guid>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) First official POTUS Twitter account exchange trolls a former President</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--first-official-potus-twitter-account-exchange-trolls-a-former-president/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/05/obama_twitter_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The U.S. President now has an official Twitter account, and the very first exchange somewhat trolls former U.S. President, Bill Clinton when answering a question about the account. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--first-official-potus-twitter-account-exchange-trolls-a-former-president/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Steven Parker</author>
            <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2015 08:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--first-official-potus-twitter-account-exchange-trolls-a-former-president/</guid>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Conan O&#039;Brien searches for the &quot;happy&quot; ending in &quot;The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt&quot;</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--conan-obrien-searches-for-the-happy-ending-in-the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/05/conan_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Conan O&amp;#039;Brien explores &amp;quot;The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt&amp;quot; and finds himself wrapped up in a fantasy to have a digital sexual experience. Will O&amp;#039;Brien succeed? &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--conan-obrien-searches-for-the-happy-ending-in-the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Timi Cantisano</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2015 03:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--conan-obrien-searches-for-the-happy-ending-in-the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/</guid>
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                        <neowin:twitter>@timicantisano</neowin:twitter>        </item>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Colorado man shoots and kills uncooperative Dell XPS 410</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--colorado-man-shoots-and-kills-uncooperative-dell-xps-410/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2015/04/dellxps_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Most of us curse our PC&amp;#039;s when they don&amp;#039;t cooperate. However, Lucas Hinch was not satsifed and afterhad enough. He pulled out his 9mm pistol on Monday night and took eight shots into his Dell XPS PC.  &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--colorado-man-shoots-and-kills-uncooperative-dell-xps-410/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Timi Cantisano</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2015 20:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--colorado-man-shoots-and-kills-uncooperative-dell-xps-410/</guid>
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            <title>NeoBytes :) Police officers used a lost phone to take selfies, then posted them on Facebook</title>
            <link>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--police-officers-used-a-lost-phone-to-take-selfies-then-posted-them-on-facebook/</link>
            <description>&lt;div style="float:left;margin-right:10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://cdn.neowin.com/news/images/uploaded/2014/10/neobytes-logo-03_medium.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A lost phone in Albury, Australia was taken into a police station. Realizing the phone didn&amp;#039;t have any security code, the officers took selfies and posted them onto the phone owner&amp;#039;s Facebook page. &lt;a href="https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--police-officers-used-a-lost-phone-to-take-selfies-then-posted-them-on-facebook/"&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;</description>
            <author>Justin Luna</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2015 16:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
            <guid>https://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--police-officers-used-a-lost-phone-to-take-selfies-then-posted-them-on-facebook/</guid>
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