Sony has happily announced that all manufacturing problems in relationship to the PS3 are resolved. Fans were rejoicing everywhere when they heard the news. Sony fanboys want the PS3 but many have turned to other alternatives including the PS2 (still dominating the gaming market even in November 2006) because the PS3 is simply unavailable. David Karraker, Sonys communication boss, then went on to proclaim that Sony is on track to ship 1 million, yes 1 million, PS3 consoles by December 31, 2006. Doctors are mystified with the worldwide epidemic of Sony fans going into an ecstatic seizure.
News source: Games Industry