8-inch robot closes Denver streets

By Matthew Jones, Hot! 109

Denver police swung into action Wednesday afternoon as the city faced a harrowing robot threat that shut part of the city for more than two hours.

The Denver Post reports that police were called around 3:30pm after a concerned citizen discovered the deadly robot, which was described as around eight inches tall, white and made of plastic, cemented into the pillar of a footbridge near 20th and Wazee streets. Police quickly closed 20th Street between Blake Street and Chestnut Place and a tense standoff began with the tiny harbinger of death, with nobody allowed within 100 yards.

A bomb-squad robot was sent in, followed by a heavily-protected officer, as rush-hour traffic piled up around the area.

Denver police spokesman Matt Murray told the Post that around 5:30pm, police decided to put an end to the miniature figurine's rein of terror, blowing it to pieces in order to ''render it safe''. Subsequent investigations showed there had not been any threat to public safety.

Police have no idea who placed the robot under the footbridge or why, and it remains unknown whether the incident marks the first incursion of a larger robot invasion.

Image Credit: Denver Post

Comments (105)

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mokthraka Reply

seriously? they blocked off that much because a little robot? people need to stop being so damn scared of everything. its small enough, that even if it had been a bomb, it wouldnt have been that powerful.

COKid Reply

mokthraka said,
its small enough, that even if it had been a bomb, it wouldnt have been that powerful.

That depends on the type of explosive. For instance, C4 is some nasty stuff. Or how about sarin gas or some other type of chemical or biological weapon? Sorry, you don't mess around in a city of over 600,000 people.

So for me, I'd rather the police error on the side of caution in this day and age. If they hadn't and someone had been killed, you'd be saying how sloppy and incompetent they were.

ahhell Reply

C4 isn't "nasty stuff" and it sure as hell isn't as effective just sitting out like that. For it to do any real damage, it has to be in an enclosed space (hole in the cement, car, talking elmo, etc.). That leads me to my next point.

FYI: If someone is going to release a gas to injure people, they aren't going to do it outside.

So do you call the cops every time you see a bit trash on the street? It TOO COULD BE A BOMB!!!!!

duddit2 Reply

COKid said,

That depends on the type of explosive. For instance, C4 is some nasty stuff. Or how about sarin gas or some other type of chemical or biological weapon? Sorry, you don't mess around in a city of over 600,000 people.

So for me, I'd rather the police error on the side of caution in this day and age. If they hadn't and someone had been killed, you'd be saying how sloppy and incompetent they were.

Its a f**king toy robot on a bridge pillar FFS! what are you saying that ANYTHING looking slightly out of place should be considered dangerous?

Wake up, there is no real threat - its all in your head placed there by the constant media barrage, you live in one of the safest countries in the world yet your media have convinced you all to live a scared life, run for the GOD DAM HILLS, there's a 8" robot made of plastic on the bridge, seriously?

Pathetic!

XerXis Reply

COKid said,

That depends on the type of explosive. For instance, C4 is some nasty stuff. Or how about sarin gas or some other type of chemical or biological weapon? Sorry, you don't mess around in a city of over 600,000 people.

So for me, I'd rather the police error on the side of caution in this day and age. If they hadn't and someone had been killed, you'd be saying how sloppy and incompetent they were.

Like already said, using C4 like that isn't really effective, much easier to blow up a car filled with gas and metal scrap.

Now, your other assumption, bioweapons, standing around at 100 yards wouldn't protect anyone from a bio attack, certainly if the virus had already spread because of the 1000's of people who had already walked past it. Blowing it up might also not be the best way of disposing of a bioweapon. Seriously, this is just retarded, probably some kid lost his toy or someone thought it would be fun putting a robot there, end of story. Stop living in fear

duddit2 Reply

XerXis said,

Like already said, using C4 like that isn't really effective, much easier to blow up a car filled with gas and metal scrap.

Now, your other assumption, bioweapons, standing around at 100 yards wouldn't protect anyone from a bio attack, certainly if the virus had already spread because of the 1000's of people who had already walked past it. Blowing it up might also not be the best way of disposing of a bioweapon. Seriously, this is just retarded, probably some kid lost his toy or someone thought it would be fun putting a robot there, end of story. Stop living in fear

^ this!

Seriously your safe, very fu**ing safe - regardless of what the media barrage would have you believe!

duddit2 Reply

COKid said,

So for me, I'd rather the police error on the side of caution in this day and age. If they hadn't and someone had been killed, you'd be saying how sloppy and incompetent they were.

I love that, "I'd rather the police error on the side of caution" - Error indeed!

TeeeJaay Reply

COKid said,

So for me, I'd rather the police error on the side of caution in this day and age. If they hadn't and someone had been killed, you'd be saying how sloppy and incompetent they were.

so if someone yelled out of the blue and pointed out you're a terrorist and got killed, it's safe to say "I'd rather the police error on the side of caution in this day and age. If they hadn't and someone had been killed, you'd be saying how sloppy and incompetent they were." ???

Fritzly Reply

TeeeJaay said,

so if someone yelled out of the blue and pointed out you're a terrorist and got killed, it's safe to say "I'd rather the police error on the side of caution in this day and age. If they hadn't and someone had been killed, you'd be saying how sloppy and incompetent they were." ???

+1

mikiem Reply

ahhell said,
So do you call the cops every time you see a bit trash on the street? It TOO COULD BE A BOMB!!!!!

If you recall the one Olympics in the US, http://goo.gl/UvWJ , it was.

NightmarE D Reply

mokthraka said,
seriously? they blocked off that much because a little robot? people need to stop being so damn scared of everything. its small enough, that even if it had been a bomb, it wouldnt have been that powerful.

Ever heard of "Red Mercury"? It's a nasty substance that some believe doesn't exist, even though people have beej arrested tryng to buy it and it's mentioned in a couple of the recenet Wikileaks cables.

Anyway, this stuff is very powerful. An amount the size of a baseball would kill anyone within a 600 yard radius. Think about that.

duddit2 Reply

NightmarE D said,

Ever heard of "Red Mercury"? It's a nasty substance that some believe doesn't exist, even though people have beej arrested tryng to buy it and it's mentioned in a couple of the recenet Wikileaks cables.

Anyway, this stuff is very powerful. An amount the size of a baseball would kill anyone within a 600 yard radius. Think about that.

Jesus Christ! Listen if your going to worry about that kind of thing then you'll be in constant worry, it could be anywhere - why the f**k would someone put a bomb in a robot on a bridge where it looks totally out of place - think about it would ya, if you wanted to kill a load of people you would surely hide it no? not make it stand out? not put it in a f**king robot on a bridge?

Jesus because something exists doesnt mean you should be constantly scarred of it, my god black holes exists, MY GOD BLACK HOLES EXIST - THINK ABOUT THAT WOULD YOU!

AdverseDeviant Reply

wow. all those people all that time and no one at any point was like "this is stupid" and just walked over there and smashed it with their foot?

duddit2 Reply

LMerza said,
wow. all those people all that time and no one at any point was like "this is stupid" and just walked over there and smashed it with their foot?

Haha, that would take common sense though, what are you thinking?

mikiem Reply

LMerza said,
wow. all those people all that time and no one at any point was like "this is stupid" and just walked over there and smashed it with their foot?

There's definitely work for you as a sub-contractor here in the US. Do you have any idea how expensive bomb disposal bots & other gear are? Not to mention the $ spent training, equipping, & maintaining a bomb squad itself. You could save at least one city a fortune, maybe more as long as your luck held out. ;-)

joemagoe Reply

we watch too many movies with insane scenarios like this one nowadays.

ZenVenT Reply

Had I found that in my closet- I would have burned the house to the ground.

spudtrooper Reply

ZenVenT said,
Had I found that in my closet- I would have burned the house to the ground.

hahaha

Don't forget to shoot the wife and kids first!

Mike Herm Reply

ZenVenT said,
Had I found that in my closet- I would have burned the house to the ground.

you made me lol all over my computer screen

Minooch Reply

blahism said,

hahaha

Don't forget to shoot the wife and kids first!

WHAT?

spudtrooper Reply

Minooch said,

WHAT?

woosh?

Intrinsica Reply

Minooch said,
WHAT?

duddit2 Reply

blahism said,

hahaha

Don't forget to shoot the wife and kids first!

Cant be to safe now

draklin Reply

blahism said,

hahaha

Don't forget to shoot the wife and kids first!

No, nuke them from orbit. It is truly the only way to be safe.

paustin Reply

it's clear......the terrorists have won

+Biotoxic_hazard_835 Reply

paustin said,
it's clear......the terrorists have won

Yes they have. They have accomplished what they were looking for, to have every citizen in every city suspecting of everyone else and looking over their shoulders all the time. People nowadays are so paranoid they think every little thing out of place is a bomb or the start of a terror attack.

duddit2 Reply

Biotoxic_hazard_835 said,

Yes they have. They have accomplished what they were looking for, to have every citizen in every city suspecting of everyone else and looking over their shoulders all the time. People nowadays are so paranoid they think every little thing out of place is a bomb or the start of a terror attack.

Yes, even with the fact that there is no real threat (there was one incident - 9/11 - and as terrible as that was it is at best highly suspect and at worse a false flag incident designed to give your government this kind of power)

SAVE US ALL MIGHTY GOVERNMENT, PLEASE DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, JUST MAKE US SAFE!

Wake up folks, your country is safe - your media are parasites!

+warwagon Reply

Would have been funny if the robot kept saying "Terminate, Terminate" Like on Doctor Who.

rfirth Reply

warwagon said,
Would have been funny if the robot kept saying "Terminate, Terminate" Like on Doctor Who.

EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

JaykeBird Reply

Lol!

eXtermia Reply

rfirth said,

EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

it would be more freaky to me if said my nick instead

Soulsiphon Reply

When does the 'dogs and cats, sleeping together...' part happen?

+Biotoxic_hazard_835 Reply

zkid2010 said,
When does the 'dogs and cats, sleeping together...' part happen?

[IMG]http://i261.photobucket.com/al...dic83/cat-and-dog-sleep.jpg[/IMG]
It's already happening.

StepASide Reply

- Maybe it was some sort of a guardian?!

carmatic Reply

man, it must have been pretty epic when the bomb squad sent their own robot towards this robot...

Soulsiphon Reply

carmatic said,
man, it must have been pretty epic when the bomb squad sent their own robot towards this robot...

Said the little robot to the big one, "Come at me bro"

Viper217 Reply

zkid2010 said,

Said the little robot to the big one, "Come at me bro"

Rofl! This was just the first battle of the impending robot civil war, where the ones who don't want to enslave humanity will be crushed by the weight of inevitability.

Sadelwo Reply

carmatic said,
man, it must have been pretty epic when the bomb squad sent their own robot towards this robot...

Waaaaaalll-Eeeeeee

mikiem Reply

Sadelwo said,

Waaaaaalll-Eeeeeee

No, Eeeevaaaahhh
While this bot was admittedly less sexy than the one in the film, you can imply gender from the hot flash. ;-)

0nyX Reply

Only in U.S

mikiem Reply

0nyX said,
Only in U.S

Look at it this way...
How many successful terror attacks in the US since 9/11?
How many successful terror attacks in other parts of the world?
Get the point? ;-)

0nyX Reply

Now be honest...
You were the one that notified Denver police about the threatening 8inch robot, right?

;-)

mindscape Reply

So basically, they found something that could be a bomb, and to be safe, they strapped other bombs to it and blew it up. Some part of that doesn't seem to make sense.

Sadelwo Reply

Fight fire with fire X-D

mapmaker Reply

Seriously... this reads like an Onion article.

duddit2 Reply

mapmaker said,
Seriously... this reads like an Onion article.

Yep, what's more incredible is the people both at the scene and on here making comments to defend this kind of behaviour! Madness!

mikiem Reply

duddit2 said,

Yep, what's more incredible is the people both at the scene and on here making comments to defend this kind of behaviour! Madness!

Purely FWIW, from experience as a terrible practical joker [pre- 9/11 of course] most anyone overreacts if/when they feel they're in danger. e.g. drop a lit firecracker unnoticed as you enter someone's house, then dive for cover when it goes off. Or I've stuck wires in a block of clay, or to road flares wrapped in electrical tape. If you've got a pulse, you react to perceived danger. :-)

That's not defense, but rather explanation. If you want to think of it as madness, please go right ahead, but I assure you that if you felt that you (or your family etc.) were threatened you'd be just as cautious, if not more so. :-) Humans are hard-wired that way. Dodo birds were not. Seen any Dodo birds lately. ;-)

AMPSV Reply

ROT-FL Only in US!!!!

John Freeman Reply

It's all part of viral ad campaign for Michael Bay's Transformers 3

mikiem Reply

John Freeman said,
It's all part of viral ad campaign for Michael Bay's Transformers 3

Well then kudos to Gov Motors -- we (Americans) want our $ back! ;-)

kukubau Reply

Robot invasion.)

Only in US.

mikiem Reply

kukubau said,
Robot invasion.)

Only in US.

That's because You Are Unworthy! ;?P

Teebor Reply

I for one welcome our new robot overlords

All hail King Meklon of the Planet Earth

PatrynXX Reply

Why the f*** do I feel like Boston and Mooninites with middle fingers and an a D battery?? Paranoia is catching

eXtermia Reply

would it been more scary if it was the energizer bunny instead?

flexkeyboard Reply

This is where your tax money goes to people, to defend us from little robot. Money well spent.

jporter Reply

. . .

SuperHans Reply

I knew I'd lost it. It was a present for my little brother

0V3RS1GHT Reply

As a bomb inspector, you have to treat something like this as a legitimate threat. Their concern wasn't that there could be explosive in the robot itself, but that there might be a large amount of explosive material planted BELOW the robot in a hole that may have been previously drilled. Detonation of a 40cm by 10cm cylinder of C4 explosive packed in concrete could have proved catastrophic to any surrounding vehicles and pedestrians. The robot would simply act as an antenna containing a receiver/detonation device. The robot being cemented to the pillar definitely indicates some kind of wire-run to the robot from underneath. However, in this case it was clearly just someone playing a practical joke.

Teebor Reply

Or some kid just left his toy there by mistake and is now probably crying somewhere to his mommy.
As silly as it seems now I completely agree with you. It was unusual and odd and should have been treated with care

ahhell Reply

0V3RS1GHT said,
Detonation of a 40cm by 10cm cylinder of C4 explosive packed in concrete could have proved catastrophic to any surrounding vehicles and pedestrians.

Nice example. LOL
That's like 2+Kilos of C4. No **** it would cause a lot of damage.
I'm sorry but no terrist is going to waste that expensive stuff on one cement support. You can't exactly buy that **** at Walmart.

majortom1981 Reply

Teebor said,
Or some kid just left his toy there by mistake and is now probably crying somewhere to his mommy.
As silly as it seems now I completely agree with you. It was unusual and odd and should have been treated with care

Yes but the article states that the robot was CEMENTED in place. Not just left there.

0V3RS1GHT Reply

ahhell said,

Nice example. LOL
That's like 2+Kilos of C4. No **** it would cause a lot of damage.
I'm sorry but no terrist is going to waste that expensive stuff on one cement support. You can't exactly buy that **** at Walmart.

The C4 was just an example, but you're right.. Terrorists obtaining any kind of explosive is completely impossible. What was I thinking? /sarcasm

I'll tell you what, do the world a favor and never join any type of law enforcement. Oh and btw it's spelled terrorist, not terrist.

tiagosilva29 Reply

I remember that.

Sranshaft Reply

I thought I might have clicked the wrong link and was reading The Onion, at first...had to check I was still at Neowin.

david Reply

How is this tech news???????????????????????????????????

Oh I see, strange news of the week. But still, it's not related to tech at all.

JamesWeb Reply

david said,
How is this tech news???????????????????????????????????

Oh I see, strange news of the week. But still, it's not related to tech at all.

It's a ROBOT!!!!!

vetdjdanster Reply

I think that is the best article I have read anywhere in a long time!

Thanks Matt!

lunamonkey Reply

Does anyone recognise the make / brand of the robot?

I kind of want one

The Protagonist Reply

this just shows are much of idiots americans can really be at times...

3rd impact Reply

i'm sorry.. i just...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLROFLLMAO!

seriously, that?!

i wish someone put the japan full scale gundam there.

Pauleh Reply

Only in America.

mikiem Reply

Pauleh said,
Only in America.

Not at all... You can thank a free press/media for hearing about it in this case. In many places you only hear about it when real bombs go off, if then. ;-)

tiagosilva29 Reply

If I was a terrorist, I would spread around my evil stuff via toys in hospitals, schools and orphanages. It would be particularly effective around this time of the year.

Teebor Reply

The police were hired by Apple to remove the offending Android

majortom1981 Reply

Did you guys read the article? The robot was cemented to the pillar. That ius not ordinary. It was not just sitting there. yes a toy robot is not harmless but the robot was cemented to the pillar.

The police were probably worried what it was filled with. I have seen on the mythbusters show some stuff that could probably take out the pillar of the bridge with the amount of stuff that could fit inside the robot.

So like i said it was the fact that somebody cemented it to the pillar.

tiagosilva29 Reply

majortom1981 said,
Did you guys read the article? The robot was cemented to the pillar.

No one reads stuff on the Internet.

mikiem Reply

majortom1981 said,
... I have seen on the mythbusters show some stuff that could probably take out the pillar of the bridge with the amount of stuff that could fit inside the robot...

FWIW, the shaped charges said to be responsible for the very recent assassination [& attempted assassination] of the Iranian nuclear scientists were small enough to be stuck on the car doors by someone on a passing motorcycle in traffic -- according to a Stratfor write-up, http://goo.gl/pAYx0 , only the scientist who survived noticed.

I guess that could be a prime example that deadly things can indeed come in small packages.

Magallanes Reply

roflmao you make my day

Athlonite Reply

Danger Danger danger Will Robinson

Singh400 Reply

The Cylons are here!!

The Scarecrow Reply

Can you say over react?

+Rudy Reply

Oh wow....way to over react.... back in the 80s or 90s someone would have picked it up and tossed it in the garbage...

mikiem Reply

Rudy said,
Oh wow....way to over react.... back in the 80s or 90s someone would have picked it up and tossed it in the garbage...

Depends on how strong the glue holding it in place was. :-)

aftas Reply

Rudy said,
Oh wow....way to over react.... back in the 80s or 90s someone would have picked it up and tossed it in the garbage...

And they would have gone thru the trouble of removing the cement?

notta Reply

Could you imagine if it was a GI Joe with the Kungfu grip!!!!

ahhell Reply

AAAACK!!! Save me from the weeee robots!!

+littleneutrino Reply

Poor little robot getting blown to bits like that

DConnell Reply

I want to know where Grant Imahara was during all this! :-D

deadonthefloor Reply

This is what happens when you wage a war on terror. Everything becomes terrifying. OMG my toothpaste isn't closed the way I normally close it. Help I'm being terrorized.

TechGuyPA Reply

Oh come on this story has played out before....

Anyone recall the promo gone bad that caused this same thing in Boston because of a cartoon network promotion http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16941043/39728208

So let me guess a new show coming out "Cement Rebot boy" (or something like that)

Just saying....

este Reply

beep boop beep boop

presence06 Reply

este said,
beep boop beep boop

No its:

beep, beepbop, beep beep, boop, beep.

Pharos Reply

Wow, so many ignorant comments...
Just so you know, terrorists sneak bombs into things you'd least expect. So for all of you "LOL that's dumb" people out there, "common sense" doesn't apply in this situation because thanks to 9/11 we DO have to be vigilant about everything and everyone.

Looks are deceiving, you are being fooled that the robot is harmless because in your head it's just a toy. If it was an ugly looking cardboard box or a backpack you would be thinking differently.
So be very thankful that for people like you, the chances of getting a laser printer toner with a bomb inside is very low.

Riggers Reply

Pharos said,

Just so you know, terrorists sneak bombs into things you'd least expect.

Like their underpants
I`m sure there`s a camera pointed on said bridge so the "culprit" will be apprehended. Unless....

ahhell Reply

[quote=Pharos said"common sense" doesn't apply in this situation because thanks to 9/11 we DO have to be vigilant about everything and everyone.
[/quote]
LOL
Does the koolaid come in grape flavored? That's my favorite.

IICODECll Reply

At least this wasn't like the `bomb` scare in Boston (I think it was Boston) with the Hunger Force promotion.

mikiem Reply

The write-up's great! :-)

The article's storyline works because it wasn't a lunchbox or small satchel or paper bag etc... In the US, law enforcement in many (most?) cases has no choice. First there's the fact that you simply don't know what's inside & if it does contain any sort of explosive, even if it's equivalent to a fire cracker, what price is too great to prevent the chance of a kid getting injured, e.g. blinded by shrapnel. In places where there's armed conflict &/or terrorism, rigging toys has often been common practice. Second bureaucrats set policies that have to be followed, with no little to no room for anyone to use common sense, & lawyers are standing by to sue anyone they can claim was negligent... make a mistake &/or don't follow the bureaucrats' policies/procedures to the letter, and not just your career but your life could be destroyed.

That said, if we don't take time out to laugh at ourselves occasionally, those who would use terror of any sort have scored a win.

Thanks Matthew!

Detective Reply

"... cemented into the pillar..."

If that's true, then it was very reasonable to be concerned.

Anyway, if they hadn't blown it up, it would have been less likely to be invaded.

LaP Reply

We should start to build spaceship right now the cylons are coming.

Gabureiru Reply

This reminds me of the movie Bowling for Columbine, the bit about how US americans are scared of everything and everyone =-D

Soulsiphon Reply

Gabureiru said,
This reminds me of the movie Bowling for Columbine, the bit about how US americans are scared of everything and everyone =-D

Real American's have nothing to fear but fear itself.

LucidSympathy Reply

What is this I don't..