Thanks to Blaise, a neowin forum user for this crazy story. He tells us of an inbuilt cigarette lighter for your PC.
"IF YOU ARE A USER of smoky treats like cigarettes, or cigars, here"s a great gadget for you. It"s actually device that fits in one of your 5.25 drives when working on your PC. Similar to a car style lighter, it installs in your PC while you"re banging the nails into your own coffins with the cancer sticks.
It doesn"t accelerate anything apart from your death."
Might i take this point to congratulate all those who have given up, and especially neobond :)