In "Coma," patients" brains are killed during surgical operations, and their organs sold one part at a time to the highest bidder. According to Yahoo, Microsoft and billionaire business buster Carl Icahn are looking to lobotomize Yahoo and sell off the parts. There has got to be a movie script in the never-ending botched Yahoo takeover drama. Maybe Michael Crichton can write and direct again (he directed "Coma" and wrote the screenplay from the Robin Cook novel).
Yahoo tells the takeover drama"s newest chapter in a press release/letter issued over the weekend. As of this posting, Microsoft had released no official response.