I like my cars like I like my women; With ass!


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Yeah, I had to come up with a title to catch your attention :p

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Those car just disgust me. It looks horrible. I honestly want to vomit.

Now these:

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I mean, god.......beautiful. I just get......Im sorry Neowin would give me a warning if I continue :p

Jokes aside, Im looking for that type of car and 5 door without a doubt. What models from what years would you recommend? Since Im looking at getting a used car (this would be my first car), old models from old years. Im thinking from 2000 onward.

Cars with a wide ass, check out BMW 6 series and Mercedes Benz CLS. These cars have some serious road presence. Anything with a wide rear track is aggressive, and I personally love that.

Lol what you basically want is a Sedan. How about any current BMW?

This is for a used car, old model :) Means, I dont want to spend much. First car :)

Cars with a wide ass, check out BMW 6 series and Mercedes Benz CLS. These cars have some serious road presence. Anything with a wide rear track is aggressive, and I personally love that.

Same as above.

hmm. Ford. I guess you like your women average and american! :p

Ford? One of the cars above is a Ford Focus with no ass.

Do you even look at YOUR woman?? :p

Here's what I used to drive. I had her for 2 years, and she gave me a ton of smiles. Whether I was at the track, in the lot working on her, or just passing a slow poke on the highway letting the V8 roar, she always treated me right. And the amount of room and gadgets it came with, definite plus for me.

Edit: And here's a walk through on the day I got her.

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You should like this car then :p

Completely hate it.

Here's what I used to drive. I had her for 2 years, and she gave me a ton of smiles. Whether I was at the track, in the lot working on her, or just passing a slow poke on the highway letting the V8 roar, she always treated me right. And the amount of room and gadgets it came with, definite plus for me.

Edit: And here's a walk through on the day I got her.

Its OK. Not a color I would choose but the back is OK. Even a little more would have been better.

As, as a personal prefrence, I like quiet silence cars even its a Ferrari or a Ford. I dont like the motor being a sound. If I could afford it (and there were enough recharge areas in my city) I would get a eletric (there is almost no sound at all)

Anyways Im looking as casual car.

What a ridiculously roundabout way of saying that you like Saloons over Hatchbacks!

Um ok....

Now this is a hot and sexy "rear end".

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if its not large enough just add more!

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The jokes were funny at first :) But come on, some serious ideas please :)

Or at least a forum where I can find this information.

Thanks

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