Hum Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Dear Friend, I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise owing to the fact that you may not remember me. I contacted you sometimes in the past concerning a funds transfer which for some reasons I didn't conclude with you. I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Trinidad and Tobago. Presently I'm in Trinidad and Tobago for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how. Now contact my secretary in Benin Republic, his name is Thomas Clarke on thomasclarkes@***** and ask him to send to you the total of $2,500,000.00 which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter in the past. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr. Thomas Clarke and instruct him where to send the amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time. In the moment, I?m very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand. Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Mr. Thomas Clarke, he will send the amount to you without any delay. Regards, Barrister Abel Dabul Esq. :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phouchg Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Dear Hum, I know that this post will come to you as a surprise owing to the fact that you may not want to remember me. I contacted you sometimes in the past concerning my investment in a train ticket home for you which for reasons unknown to me I haven't got back. I regret to inform you that inflation rates have been rising steeply since that time. Also, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to avoid me and transferring those funds to me in spite of my desire to preserve our good friendship. So... in short, I'd appreciate if you just send me those damn $2,500,000.00 RIGHT NOW! Regards, El Presidente Cralias Shamir El-Alamein :shiftyninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Dear cralis, I know that this post will come to you as a surprise owing to the fact that you may not want to remember me. I contacted you sometimes in the past concerning my garden gnome of which you vandalised. I regret to inform you that the gnome in question was a rarity and was later priced at $2,500,000.00. I didn't forget your past efforts to destroy my lawn in the process and therefore I will require $10 in extra compensation. So.. in short, I'd appreciate if you just send me those damn $2,500,010.00 RIGHT NOW! Regards, El Salvidor La-Tom. Phouchg 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Dear Tom, I know that this post will come to you as a surprise owing to the fact that you may not want to remember my 50 year old client Mandy Rined. You and her had contact sometime in the past concerning love making, and created a child. I regret to inform you that you owe $2,500,000.00 in back child support, and legal fees. I didn't forget your past efforts to destroy my clients name and reputation, after the initial court trial, and DNA tests proved you are the child's father. So.. in short, I'd appreciate if you just send me those damn $2,500,000.00 RIGHT NOW! Regards, Allan bin Slime, partner in Slime and Slime Law Firm, of Nigeria Phouchg 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asharae Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Dear Allan, I know that this post will come to you as a surprise owing to the fact that you may not want to remember me. I contacted you sometimes in the past concerning the nasty look you gave me one night in the subway. Since then I have been unable to work due to the fright I have now gained of the outside and of human contact. I regret to inform you that you now owe $2,500,050.00 in Waaaaambulance and LulMerchant fees. So.. in short, I'd appreciate if you just send me those damn $2,500,050.00 RIGHT NOW! Regards. Stocker Von Lulzstein Phouchg 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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