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[ccoltmanm]

When I sit on the toilet and take a poop, I almost always break out my iPhone and search Neowin.net or check the weather using Weather Channel, or I will pull up Yelp if I am away from my house.

So, what do you do, at home, on the road, neighbors, when you are sitting taking a poop?


I really want to know if you actually stay on the pot longer than usual to do this stuff?

Edited by ccoltmanm, 24 July 2012 - 18:01.

[Tom]

I take a poop.

[Joseph B]

Usually play with a knife, or text.

[+Blank]

I read these damn Celebrity tabloids, or the back of soap/shampoo bottles.

Once i read this REDBOOK which is a ladies book, which apparently you can buy over the counter, and it was telling ladies how to manually/physically massage their male lovers prostate. So you gotta be careful what you read.

[Ryoken]

Angry Brids

[Tekkerson]

I always take my cat and play with him. He loves the attention specially when I'm doing my business. If I do it right now he won't pay attention to me, but if I take him to the restroom and I sit on the toilet he whores all around me. I have no clue why he does this specially when I'm in that room. lol

[Tom]

I always take my cat and play with him. He loves the attention specially when I'm doing my business. If I do it right now he won't pay attention to me, but if I take him to the restroom and I sit on the toilet he whores all around me. I have no clue why he does this specially when I'm in that room. lol

This seems a little weird to me...

[+Azusa]

Origami...

[Tekkerson]

This seems a little weird to me...

Ask him, not me. lol

[TRC]

This whole thread seems weird to me. Since you brought it up though I have to ask, what is with people reading and all that...I mean how long does it take them? Maybe they need to start eating more fiber.

[lemonGrass]

Read shampoo and conditioner bottles.

[neufuse]

I drop it like its hot

[+Mephistopheles]

I always take my cat and play with him. He loves the attention specially when I'm doing my business. If I do it right now he won't pay attention to me, but if I take him to the restroom and I sit on the toilet he whores all around me. I have no clue why he does this specially when I'm in that room. lol

You have a cat with a scat fetish? Fascinating.

On-topic: I defecate, wipe, flush, wash my hands, leave the restroom. I'm certainly not taking my phone with me while taking a dump.

[+Blank]

I always take my cat and play with him. He loves the attention specially when I'm doing my business. If I do it right now he won't pay attention to me, but if I take him to the restroom and I sit on the toilet he whores all around me. I have no clue why he does this specially when I'm in that room. lol

weird how you even discovered that. I kick animals out when i have to use the restroom.

[DirtyLarry]

Various things...
I too have a cat that loves getting attention when I poop. Never could figure it out, but glad to hear he is not the only cat, was always a little worried about that.
I usually just read a magazine (I still subscribe to several old fashioned print magazines), either Wired or one of my gaming related ones.
Sometimes whip out the iPhone for a quick game of something (lately Ski Safari), and I have also taken my Vita with me once or twice as well.
A lot depends on the duration of said poop what activity I choose to do, although it is that activity that usually tends to artificially prolong the poop.