What do you do when taking a poop?


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Nothing, because usually by the time I would start to look for something to mess with, I'm done.

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I have to take something in with me.

I can't stand sitting there with nothing to do but squeeze.

Usually take the iPad in and play a game or have a read of a book. And i ALWAYS forget why i'm in there and end up with a cold arse. :p

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Read news.com.au or facebook on my iphone. Depends on what materials I really need to read like work forms. I suppose I would just as well read important letters while I do my business.

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I read these damn Celebrity tabloids, or the back of soap/shampoo bottles.

Once i read this REDBOOK which is a ladies book, which apparently you can buy over the counter, and it was telling ladies how to manually/physically massage their male lovers prostate. So you gotta be careful what you read.

LOL, not even going to ask.

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Usually play games on my phone or browse forums on my phone

and same as some others spend much more time than needed lol

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While dropping a deuce I get on the forums here and post questions just like yours. 'Cause we all want to know what everyone else in the universe does when pinching one off. :|

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Take down my pants and undies, sit, drop cargo, clean myself, wash my hands, get out as fast as i can. It's like an Indy pit stop, you want to do it as fast as you can.

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